Everything Wrong With Meg 2 The Trench in 19 Minutes or Less

Meg 2: The Trench is the Meg sequel no one really needed. It's nowhere near as fun as the first one. And, oh god, the sins!

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[coolguyyy]

18:17 the reason why the helicopter blade didn’t break apart is because that blade was made from family, and nothing is stronger than family

[bunniey]

"Swimming past all these perfectly tasty people so you can eat /wood/" was one of my favorite cinemasins lines ever

[tripleh]

I liked how the small terrestrial Dino were shown happily walking on god green earth and then spent 65 milion years 10 km under the surface of the ocean without changing at all keeping their legs in a pure acquatic environment and being able to breath air and walk without problem on the ground when returned to surface

[sunshineblossom]

Somehow the first one was better and more realistic

[georgebrady]

Let’s not forget an animal of that size not just beaching but launching itself on land, after the Rex, would have realistically crushed every organ in its own body… or at the very least suffocated from the immense pressure of its own weight out of water and sheer momentum.

[Chazzyfield]

As I was watching this movie, I kept thinking: _"CinemaSins would have a field day with this..."_

And now, it finally happened! 👏🏻😁

[MGA-PHNE]

"Thank GOD we have this 'Present Day' title to remind us when we are cause when I hear that Jason Statham is famous for hanging around in the f*cking Cretaceous period doing pull ups" I'M CACKLING AND THE VIDEO JUST STARTED😂😂😂

[nintendosoft]

Two Extra Sins: Haiqi following them through the thermocline because "she followed their heat signature." May as well have said "because the plot demanded it." Second, why did Evil CEO Lady actually go to Fun Island at all? There is no other purpose in her being there than to be eaten by the dinosaurs. The plot demanded it, again.

[raedjoobeur]

In this movie i was more afraid of Jason Statham and his plot armor more than the meg himself.

[silverhawk]

The question I have is why did we need a sequel? Suddenly, one of the main characters from the first movie has died, which we don't have any idea how that happened.

[lockskelington]

The greatest sin was that they never ONCE said "Shut up Meg"

[ovlbo]

17:34 The "I won't be needing THIS anymore" is my favorite Cinemasins running joke.

[TBH-nuso]

I remember hearing “It doesn’t work like that” the first time I watched this and laughing my ass off in real time.

[void]

Me, my brother and my cousin went to see this in theaters. We were the only three people there it was so much fun to just sit and make fun of the movie lmao

[Lost_Quasar]

Jeremy singing like Idina had me choking on my tea. 😂

[Wolfinc]

For the Meg impaling, I was expecting Timothy Dalton’s character from Hot Fuzz saying, “this really, really hurts”… lol

[Amarenamann]

"One does not simply care about Meg 2: The Trench."

—Boromir

[sandconsumer]

I like how he didn’t even bother to mention the meg and T. rex lived like 50-ish million years apart from each other

[garg]

“This is just the first level of dumb. There are MANY MANY more levels of dumb to come before we hit this movie’s thermocline of dumbassary.”

*having flashbacks of the lizard things* Truer words have never been spoken…

Edit: Also adding to the questions about the giant squid’s stealth, the fact the girl didn’t scream or make any noise when she got grabbed

[darknesqw]

Actually most underwater structures for saturation diving are held at pressures to allow divers to move in and out without needing to spend hours decompressing. Based on the facility having exterior doors, it was likely made for saturation diving and thus they wouldn't need to depressurize when entering it.