Can't Handle This (Instrumental) by Bo Burnham

This song made by Bo Burnham has to be one of the most powerful songs he has ever written. It starts off humorous and slowly dives into a very honest soliloquoy of Bo's inner turmoil. I thought I would make an instrumental cover so that people could have fun with the song as well. I really hope Bo Burnham had a great day today.

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"Bo Burnham (pen)"
Artist: EnigmaticDoodle

[bishop_]

After i play this, I run it 1 more time.

[mert]

I'd love to perform this live but I can fit my hand in a pringle can.

[qrow]

Lyrics:

Like this instrumental
He talked about his problems
Race, power, his $90 t-shirts weren't selling very well, That was most of it
And I watched this, I thought maybe I could do this
I'll be honest, my problems are not as high stakes as Kanye's, but I have problems
And maybe a crowd in (Name of town) would be nice enough to indulge me
So as we get to the end of a night of theater, and comedy, and sweaters coming on and off
I got one question for you, and that question is...

[Verse]
Can I say my shit?
(Name of town), can I say my shit?
I've got lots of shit to say
I've got lots of shit to say
(Ooh)
I can't fit my hand inside a Pringle can
I have a huge amount of trouble
Fitting my hand inside of a Pringle can
I can get my hand like four inches into the can
But then I have to tilt the can into my mouth
But by that point a bunch of crumbs have accumulated at the bottom of the can
So they all go spilling onto my face
What I'm trying to say is the diameter of Pringle cans is way too small
I'll say it again
The diameter of Pringle cans is way too small
Two radiuses of a Pringle can is way too small
If you feel me, put your hands up, come on!
If you feel me, put your hands up
Look at all these hands that are way too big to fit inside a Pringle can
Your hands are too big to fit inside of Pringle cans
Your hands are too big to fit inside a Pringle can
You think you can, I know you can't, you think you can
Pringles! Listen to the people!
I am sure ninety per cent of the complaint letters you get
Are about the width of your cans, Just make them wider
I've overdone the Pringles thing, sorry
I wanna have a daughter, wanna have a daughter
So I can finally have someone around the house
Who can fit their hands, in a Pringle can
Yes, I'm still on the Pringle cans thing! Yeah!
I'll-I'll move on, alright?
But that is priority número uno
I don't go to the gym, cause' I'm self-conscious about my body
But I'm self-conscious about my body cause I don't go to the gym
Irony can be so painful, that's a Catch-22, oooh!
Let's do this!
I went to Chipotle, went to Chipotle
Got myself a chicken burrito. Brrrap!
I went down the line I got like all these ingredients
And at the end of the line, the guy tried to wrap the burrito
But half of the shit inside the burrito spilled out, he still wrapped it
I was like, "Dude you should have warned me!"
You're a burrito expert, you should have told me halfway through
"Hey, man. You might be reaching maximum burrito capacity here"
Do you think I want a messy burrito?
No one wants a messy burrito
The whole appeal of a burrito is that all of the ingredients
Are contained within the confines of the tortilla
I wouldn't have gotten half this shit if I knew it wasn't gonna fit in the burrito!
Alright? Look
I wouldn't have got the lettuce if I knew it wouldn't fit
Wouldn't have got the cheese if I knew it wouldn't fit
Wouldn't have got the peppers if I knew they wouldn't fit
I wouldn't have got, half of it
Like, I'm okay with small mistakes
If you've got no more chicken, I'll take pork
But I'll blow my dad before I eat a burrito with a fork
Wouldn't have got the lettuce if I knew it wouldn't fit
Wouldn't have got the cheese if I knew it wouldn't fit
Wouldn't have got the peppers if I knew they wouldn't-
Man, I wouldn't have got half of it, like
Half of it like, half of it like, half of it like, half of it right now
I think it's time I think it's time, I, that we break it down

(Ooh, wow, wow)



I can sit here and pretend like my biggest problems are
Pringle cans, and burritos
The truth is, my biggest problem's you, I want to please you
But I want to stay true to myself
I want to give you the night out that you deserve
But I want to say what I think
And not care what you think about it
A part of me loves you, part of me hates you
Part of me needs you, part of me fears you
And I don't think that I can handle this right now
Handle this right now
I don't think that I can handle this right now,
I don't think that I can handle this right-
I don't think that I can handle this right-
I don't think that I can handle this right-
Look at them, they're just staring at me, like
"Come and watch the skinny kid with a
Steadily declining mental health, and laugh as he attempts
To give you what he cannot give himself"

Think that I can handle this right-
I don't think that I can handle this right-
They don't even know the half of this right-
They don't even know the half of it
But I know I'm not a doctor, I'm a pussy, I put on a silly show
I should probably just shut up and do my job, so here I go

Wouldn't have got the lettuce if I knew it wouldn't fit
Wouldn't have got the cheese if I knew it wouldn't fit
Wouldn't have got the peppers if I knew they wouldn't fit
Wouldn't have got half
You can tell them anything if you just make it funny, make it rhyme
And if they still don't understand you, then you run it one more time
Think that I can handle this right-- (Haa!)
Handle this right-- (Ho!)
Handle this right
You don't even know the half of this right now
Right now (Haa!)
Now
Handle this right
I'll handle this right, I handle this right now

[Spoken]
Thank you
Good night
I hope you're happy

[osamaharhor]

He sampled runaway by Kanye West (obvs) just for you guys wondering

[kidwckedmusic]

everyone in the comments sat in silence. am i the only one who was screaming wouldn't have got the lettuce if i knew it wouldn't fit at the top of they lungs?

[shawnd]

I sat and listened to this about 3 times. Thank you

[smackedpickle]

This is amazing, thank you for this 🎉 I'd love a version with Bo's vocals also mapped to piano 😯

[whoismoop]

This is perfect for when you need to rant about a bad day.

[sebastiansosa]

4:03 the exact part I was looking for, thanks bro

[bloodyl]

Wish I could perform this at like a talent show or something

[YoyoAFK]

Can’t handle this right now

[Verse]
Can I say my shit?
(Name of town) Can I say my shit?
I've got lots of shit to say
I've got lots of shit to say
I can't fit my hand inside a Pringle can
I have a huge amount of trouble
Fitting my hand inside of a Pringle can
I can get my hand like four inches into the can
But then I have to tilt the can into my mouth
But then a bunch of crumbs have accumulated at the bottom of the can
So they all go spilling onto my face
What I'm trying to say is the diameter of Pringle cans is way too small
I'll say it again
The diameter of Pringle cans is way too small
Two radiuses of a Pringle can is way too small
If you feel me, put your hands up
Come on!
If you feel me, put your hands up
Look at all these hands that are way too big to fit inside of a Pringle can
Your hands are too big to fit inside a Pringle can
Your hands are too big to fit inside a Pringle can
You think you can, I know you can't, you think you can
Pringles!
Listen to the people, I am sure ninety percent of the complaint letters you get
Are about the width of your cans
Just make them wider
I've overdone the Pringles thing, sorry
I want to have a daughter
I want to have a daughter
So I can finally have someone around the house who can fit their hands
In the Pringle can
Yes, I'm still on the Pringle cans thing! Yeah!
I'll move on, alright?
But that is priority número uno
I don't go to the gym
Because I'm self-conscious about my body
But I'm self-conscious about my body cause I don't go to the gym
Irony can be painful
That's a Catch-22
Let's do this!
I went to Chipotle
I went to Chipotle
Got myself a chicken burrito
I went down the line and I got all these ingredients
And at the end of the line
The guy tried to wrap the burrito
But half of the shit inside the burrito spilled out
He still wrapped it
I was like, "Dude you should have warned me!
You're a burrito expert
You should have told me halfway through
'Hey, man. You might be reaching maximum burrito capacity here'"
Do you fucking think I want a messy burrito?
No one wants a messy burrito
The whole appeal of the burrito is that all of the ingredients are contained
Within the confines of the tortilla
I wouldn't have gotten half of the shit if I knew it wasn't gonna fit in the burrito! Alright? Look
I wouldn't have got the lettuce if I knew it wouldn't fit
I wouldn't have got the cheese if I knew it wouldn't fit
I wouldn't have got the peppers if I knew it wouldn't fit
I wouldn't have got
Half of it
Like, I'm okay with small mistakes
If you've got no more chicken, I'll take pork
But I'll blow my dad before I eat a burrito with a fork
I wouldn't have got the lettuce if I knew it wouldn't fit
I wouldn't have got the cheese if I knew it wouldn't fit
I wouldn't have got the peppers if I knew they wouldn't fit
Man, I wouldn't have got half of it, like
Half of it, like
Half of it, like
Half of it, like
Half of it right now
I think it's time I
Think it's time, I think that we break it down



I can sit here and pretend
Like my biggest problems are
Pringle cans, and burritos
The truth is, my biggest problem's you
I want to please you
But I want to stay true to myself
I want to give you the night out that you deserve
But I want to say what I think
And not care what you think about it
A part of me loves you
Part of me hates you
Part of me needs you
Part of me fears you
And I don't think that I can handle this right now
Handle this right now
I don't think that I can handle this right now

I don't think that I can handle this right now
I don't think that I can handle this right now
I don't think that I can handle this right now
Look at them, they're just staring at me
Like, "come and watch the
Skinny kid with a steadily declining mental health
And laugh as he attempts
To give you what he cannot give himself"


I don't think that I can handle this right now
I don't think that I can handle this right now
They don't even know the half of this right now
They don't even know the half of it
But I know I'm not a doctor
I'm a pussy, I put on a silly show
So I should probably just shut up and do my job
So here I go

I wouldn't have got the lettuce if I knew it wouldn't fit
I wouldn't have got the cheese if I knew it wouldn't fit
I wouldn't have got the peppers if I knew they wouldn't fit
I wouldn't have got half
You can tell them anything if
You just make it funny, make it rhyme
And if they still don't understand you
Then you run it one more time

I don't think that I can handle this right now (Haa!)
I don't think that I can handle this right now (Hoo!)
If you think that I can handle this right now (Haa!)
Right now (Haa!)
Now
Handle this right
Handle this right
Handle this right now


Thank you, good night!
I hope you're happy

[Ffejyaco]

Finally, a good instrumental. thank you @jsco for this.

[codyfrazier]

"Can't Handle This"

Can I say my shit?
Can I say my shit?
I've got lots of shit to say
I've got lots of shit to say

I can't fit my hand inside a Pringle can
I have a huge amount of trouble
Fitting my hand inside of a Pringle can
I can get my hand like four inches in to the can
But then I have to tilt the can into my mouth
But by that point a bunch of crumbs have accumulated at the bottom of the can
So they all go spilling onto my face

What I'm trying to say is that the diameter
Of Pringle cans is way too small
I'll say it again
The diameter of Pringle cans is way too small
Two radiuses of a Pringle can is way too small
If you feel me, put your hands up
Come on!
If you feel me, put your hands up
Look at all these hands that are way too big to fit inside a Pringle can
Your hands are too big to fit inside a Pringle can
Your hands are too big to fit inside a Pringle can
You think you can, I know you can't
You think you can-
Pringles!
Listen to the people, I am sure ninety percent of the complaint letters you get
Are about the width of your cans
Just make 'em wider
I've overdone the Pringles thing
Sorry

I want to have a daughter
I want to have a daughter
So I can finally have someone around the house who can fit their hands
Into Pringle cans
Yes, I'm still on the Pringle cans thing!
Yeah!
I'll move on, alright?
But that is priority numero uno
I don't go to the gym
Because I'm self conscious about my body
But I'm self conscious about my body because I don't go to the gym
Irony can be so painful
That's a Catch-22
Let's do this!

I went to Chipotle
I went to Chipotle
Got myself a chicken burrito
I went down the line, I got like all these ingredients
And then at the end of the line
The guy tried to wrap the burrito
But half of the shit inside the burrito spilled out
And he still wrapped it
I was like, dude, you should have warned me!
You're a burrito expert
You should have told me halfway through!
"Hey, man. You might be reaching maximum burrito capacity here"
Do you think I want a messy burrito?
No one wants a messy burrito
The whole appeal of the burrito is that all of the ingredients are contained
Within the confines of the tortilla
I wouldn't have gotten half the shit if I knew it wasn't gonna fit in the burrito!
Alright? Look!

I wouldn't of got the lettuce if I knew it wouldn't fit
I wouldn't of got the cheese if I knew it wouldn't fit
I wouldn't of got the peppers if I knew it wouldn't fit
I wouldn't have got
Half of it
I'm okay with small mistakes
If you've got no more chicken, I'll take pork
But I'll blow my dad before I eat a burrito with a fork
I wouldn't of got the lettuce if I knew it wouldn't fit
I wouldn't of got the cheese if I knew it wouldn't fit
I wouldn't of got the peppers if I knew it wouldn't fit
I wouldn't have got half of it like
Half of it like
Half of it like
Half of it right now
I think it's time
I think it's time that we break it down

I can sit here and pretend
Like my biggest problems are
Pringle cans
And burritos
The truth is, my biggest problem's you
I want to please you
But I want to stay true to myself
I want to give you the night out that you deserve
But I want to say what I think
And not care what you think about it
Part of me loves you
Part of me hates you
Part of me needs you
Part of me fears you
And I don't think that I can handle this right now
Handle this right now
I don't think that I can handle this right now

I don't think that I can handle this right
I don't think that I can handle this right
I don't think that I can handle this right
Look at them, they're just staring at me
Like come and watch the skinny kid
With a steadily declining mental health
And laugh as he attempts to give you what he cannot give himself

Think that I can handle this right
I don't think that I can handle this right
But they don't even know the half of this right
But they don't even know the half of it
But I know I'm not a doctor
I'm a pussy
I put on a silly show
I should probably just shut up and do my job
So here I go

I wouldn't of got the lettuce if I knew it wouldn't fit
I wouldn't of got the cheese if I knew it wouldn't
I wouldn't of got the peppers if I knew it wouldn't
I wouldn't of got half
You can tell them anything if
You just make it funny
Make it rhyme
And if they still don't understand you
Then you
Run it one more time

Think that I can handle this right - OH!
Handle this right - OH!
Handle this right
But you don't even know the half of this right now
Right now - OH!
Now
Handle this right
Handle this right
Handle this right now

Thank you, good night
I hope you're happy

[LazyBedhead]

KAROKE
Can I say my shit?
(Name of town) Can I say my shit?
I've got lots of shit to say
I've got lots of shit to say
I can't fit my hand inside a Pringle can
I have a huge amount of trouble
Fitting my hand inside of a Pringle can
I can get my hand like four inches into the can
But then I have to tilt the can into my mouth
But then a bunch of crumbs have accumulated at the bottom of the can
So they all go spilling onto my face
What I'm trying to say is the diameter of Pringle cans is way too small
I'll say it again
The diameter of Pringle cans is way too small
Two radiuses of a Pringle can is way too small
If you feel me, put your hands up
Come on!
If you feel me, put your hands up
Look at all these hands that are way too big to fit inside of a Pringle can
Your hands are too big to fit inside a Pringle can
Your hands are too big to fit inside a Pringle can
You think you can, I know you can't, you think you can
Pringles!
Listen to the people, I am sure ninety percent of the complaint letters you get
Are about the width of your cans
Just make them wider
I've overdone the Pringles thing, sorry
I want to have a daughter
I want to have a daughter
So I can finally have someone around the house who can fit their hands
In the Pringle can
Yes, I'm still on the Pringle cans thing! Yeah!
I'll move on, alright?
But that is priority número uno
I don't go to the gym
Because I'm self-conscious about my body
But I'm self-conscious about my body cause I don't go to the gym
Irony can be painful
That's a Catch-22
Let's do this!
I went to Chipotle
I went to Chipotle
Got myself a chicken burrito
I went down the line and I got all these ingredients
And at the end of the line
The guy tried to wrap the burrito
But half of the shit inside the burrito spilled out
He still wrapped it
I was like, dude you should have warned me!
You're a burrito expert
You should have told me halfway through!
"Hey, man. You might be reaching maximum burrito capacity here"
Do you fucking think I want a messy burrito?
No one wants a messy burrito
The whole appeal of the burrito is that all of the ingredients are contained
Within the confines of the tortilla
I wouldn't have gotten half of the shit if I knew it wasn't gonna fit in the burrito! Alright? Look
I wouldn't have got the lettuce if I knew it wouldn't fit
I wouldn't have got the cheese if I knew it wouldn't fit
I wouldn't have got the peppers if I knew it wouldn't fit
I wouldn't have got
Half of it
Like, I'm okay with small mistakes
If you've got no more chicken, I'll take pork
But I'll blow my dad before I eat a burrito with a fork
I wouldn't have got the lettuce if I knew it wouldn't fit
I wouldn't have got the cheese if I knew it wouldn't fit
I wouldn't have got the peppers if I knew they wouldn't fit
Man, I wouldn't have got half of it, like
Half of it, like
Half of it, like
Half of it, like
Half of it right now
I think it's time I
Think it's time, I think that we break it down

I can sit here and pretend
Like my biggest problems are
Pringle cans, and burritos
The truth is, my biggest problem's you
I want to please you
But I want to stay true to myself
I want to give you the night out that you deserve
But I want to say what I think
And not care what you think about it
A part of me loves you
Part of me hates you
Part of me needs you
Part of me fears you
And I don't think that I can handle this right now
Handle this right now
I don't think that I can handle this right now

I don't think that I can handle this right now
I don't think that I can handle this right now
I don't think that I can handle this right now
Look at them, they're just staring at me
Like, "come and watch the
Skinny kid with a steadily declining mental health
And laugh as he attempts
To give you what he cannot give himself
I don't think that I can handle this right now
I don't think that I can handle this right now
They don't even know the half of this right now
They don't even know the half of it
But I know I'm not a doctor
I'm a pussy, I put on a silly show
So I should probably just shut up and do my job
So here I go

I wouldn't have got the lettuce if I knew it wouldn't fit
I wouldn't have got the cheese if I knew it wouldn't fit
I wouldn't have got the peppers if I knew they wouldn't fit
I wouldn't have got half
You can tell them anything if
You just make it funny, make it rhyme
And if they still don't understand you
Then you run it one more time

I don't think that I can handle this right now (Haa!)
I don't think that I can handle this right now (Hoo!)
If you think that I can handle this right now (Haa!)
Right now (Haa!)
Now
Handle this right
Handle this right
Handle this right now

[BeeTee_En]

Can I say my shit?
(Name of town) Can I say my shit?
I've got lots of shit to say
I've got lots of shit to say
I can't fit my hand inside a Pringle can
I have a huge amount of trouble
Fitting my hand inside of a Pringle can
I can get my hand like four inches into the can
But then I have to tilt the can into my mouth
But then a bunch of crumbs have accumulated at the bottom of the can
So they all go spilling onto my face
What I'm trying to say is the diameter of Pringle cans is way too small
I'll say it again
The diameter of Pringle cans is way too small
Two radiuses of a Pringle can is way too small
If you feel me, put your hands up
Come on!
If you feel me, put your hands up
Look at all these hands that are way too big to fit inside of a Pringle can
Your hands are too big to fit inside a Pringle can
Your hands are too big to fit inside a Pringle can
You think you can, I know you can't, you think you can
Pringles!
Listen to the people, I am sure ninety percent of the complaint letters you get
Are about the width of your cans
Just make them wider
I've overdone the Pringles thing, sorry
I want to have a daughter
I want to have a daughter
So I can finally have someone around the house who can fit their hands
In the Pringle can
Yes, I'm still on the Pringle cans thing! Yeah!
I'll move on, alright?
But that is priority número uno
I don't go to the gym
Because I'm self-conscious about my body
But I'm self-conscious about my body cause I don't go to the gym
Irony can be painful
That's a Catch-22
Let's do this!
I went to Chipotle
I went to Chipotle
Got myself a chicken burrito
I went down the line and I got all these ingredients
And at the end of the line
The guy tried to wrap the burrito
But half of the shit inside the burrito spilled out
He still wrapped it
I was like, "Dude you should have warned me!
You're a burrito expert
You should have told me halfway through
'Hey, man. You might be reaching maximum burrito capacity here'"
Do you fucking think I want a messy burrito?
No one wants a messy burrito
The whole appeal of the burrito is that all of the ingredients are contained
Within the confines of the tortilla
I wouldn't have gotten half of the shit if I knew it wasn't gonna fit in the burrito! Alright? Look
I wouldn't have got the lettuce if I knew it wouldn't fit
I wouldn't have got the cheese if I knew it wouldn't fit
I wouldn't have got the peppers if I knew it wouldn't fit
I wouldn't have got
Half of it
Like, I'm okay with small mistakes
If you've got no more chicken, I'll take pork
But I'll blow my dad before I eat a burrito with a fork
I wouldn't have got the lettuce if I knew it wouldn't fit
I wouldn't have got the cheese if I knew it wouldn't fit
I wouldn't have got the peppers if I knew they wouldn't fit
Man, I wouldn't have got half of it, like
Half of it, like
Half of it, like
Half of it, like
Half of it right now
I think it's time I
Think it's time, I think that we break it down

Put the lotion in the basket
I can sit here and pretend
Like my biggest problems are
Pringle cans, and burritos
The truth is, my biggest problem's you
I want to please you
But I want to stay true to myself
I want to give you the night out that you deserve
But I want to say what I think
And not care what you think about it
A part of me loves you
Part of me hates you
Part of me needs you
Part of me fears you
And I don't think that I can handle this right now
Handle this right now
I don't think that I can handle this right now

I don't think that I can handle this right now
I don't think that I can handle this right now
I don't think that I can handle this right now
Look at them, they're just staring at me
Like, "come and watch the
Skinny kid with a steadily declining mental health
And laugh as he attempts
To give you what he cannot give himself"

I don't think that I can handle this right now
I don't think that I can handle this right now
They don't even know the half of this right now
They don't even know the half of it
But I know I'm not a doctor
I'm a pussy, I put on a silly show
So I should probably just shut up and do my job
So here I go

I wouldn't have got the lettuce if I knew it wouldn't fit
I wouldn't have got the cheese if I knew it wouldn't fit
I wouldn't have got the peppers if I knew they wouldn't fit
I wouldn't have got half
You can tell them anything if
You just make it funny, make it rhyme
And if they still don't understand you
Then you run it one more time

I don't think that I can handle this right now (Haa!)
I don't think that I can handle this right now (Hoo!)
If you think that I can handle this right now (Haa!)
Right now (Haa!)
Now
Handle this right
Handle this right
Handle this right now

Thank you, good night!
I hope you're happy

[farheenkhan]

Can't Handle This"

Can I say my shit?
Can I say my shit?
I've got lots of shit to say
I've got lots of shit to say

I can't fit my hand inside a Pringle can
I have a huge amount of trouble
Fitting my hand inside of a Pringle can
I can get my hand like four inches in to the can
But then I have to tilt the can into my mouth
But by that point a bunch of crumbs have accumulated at the bottom of the can
So they all go spilling onto my face

What I'm trying to say is that the diameter
Of Pringle cans is way too small
I'll say it again
The diameter of Pringle cans is way too small
Two radiuses of a Pringle can is way too small
If you feel me, put your hands up
Come on!
If you feel me, put your hands up
Look at all these hands that are way too big to fit inside a Pringle can
Your hands are too big to fit inside a Pringle can
Your hands are too big to fit inside a Pringle can
You think you can, I know you can
You think you can-
Pringles!
Listen to the people, I am sure ninety percent of the complaint letters you get
Are about the width of your cans
Just make 'em wider
I've overdone the Pringles thing
Sorry

I want to have a daughter
I want to have a daughter
So I can finally have someone around the house who can fit their hands
Into Pringle cans
Yes, I'm still on the Pringle cans thing!
Yeah!
I'll move on, alright?
But that is priority numero uno
I don't go to the gym
Because I'm self conscious about my body
But I'm self conscious about my body because I don't go to the gym
Irony can be so painful
That's a Catch-22
Let's do this!

I went to Chipotle
I went to Chipotle
Got myself a chicken burrito
I went down the line, I got like all these ingredients
And then at the end of the line
The guy tried to wrap the burrito
But half of the shit inside the burrito spilled out
And he still wrapped it
I was like, dude, you should have warned me!
You're a burrito expert
You should have told me halfway through!
"Hey, man. You might be reaching maximum burrito capacity here."
Do you think I want a messy burrito?
No one wants a messy burrito
The whole appeal of the burrito is that all of the ingredients are contained
Within the confines of the tortilla
I wouldn't have gotten half the shit if I knew it wasn't gonna fit in the burrito!
Alright? Look!

I wouldn't of got the lettuce if I knew it wouldn't fit
I wouldn't of got the cheese if I knew it wouldn't fit
I wouldn't of got the peppers if I knew it wouldn't fit
I wouldn't have got
Half of it
I'm okay with small mistakes
If you've got no more chicken, I'll take pork
But I'll blow my dad before I eat a burrito with a fork
I wouldn't of got the lettuce if I knew it wouldn't fit
I wouldn't of got the cheese if I knew it wouldn't fit
I wouldn't of got the peppers if I knew it wouldn't fit
I wouldn't have got half of it like
Half of it like
Half of it like
Half of it right now
I think it's time
I think it's time that we break it down

I can sit here and pretend
Like my biggest problems are
Pringle cans
And burritos
The truth is, my biggest problem's you
I want to please you
But I want to stay true to myself
I want to give you the night out that you deserve
But I want to say what I think
And not care what you think about it
Part of me loves you
Part of me hates you
Part of me needs you
Part of me fears you
And I don't think that I can handle this right now
Handle this right now
I don't think that I can handle this right now

I don't think that I can handle this right- [x3]
Look at them, they're just staring at me
Like come and watch the skinny kid
With a steadily declining mental health
And laugh as he attempts to give you what he cannot give himself

Think that I can handle this right-
I don't think that I can handle this right-
But they don't even know the half of this right-
But they don't even know the half of it
But I know I'm not a doctor
I'm a pussy
I put on a silly show
I should probably just shut up and do my job
So here I go

I wouldn't of got the lettuce if I knew it wouldn't fit
I wouldn't of got the cheese if I knew it wouldn't-
I wouldn't of got the peppers if I knew it wouldn't-
I wouldn't of got half
You can tell them anything if
You just make it funny
Make it rhyme
And if they still don't understand you
Then you
Run it one more time

Think that I can handle this right- OH!
Handle this right- OH!
Handle this right-
But you don't even know the half of this right now
Right now- OH!
Now
Handle this right
Handle this right
Handle this right now

Thank you, good night.
I hope you're happy.

[frankielugo]

I don't know if I can handle this
Too much pain and too Many damages
I'm insane, I'm cut, see the bandages
You must see I blush when the camera hit
I'm dusty behind these designer fits
She must leave, she got other plans and shit
But no matter what I'll always be her man and shit
She my number one, know there's no other candidates
How I feel, don't know if I can handle it
How you make me feel, don't know if I can handle it
iii I don't know if I can handle it
Iii I don't know if I can handle it
Iii I don't know if I can handle it

[accountb]

Can I say my shit?
(*Name of Town*) Can I say my shit?
I've got lots of shit to say
I've got lots of shit to say
I can't fit my hand inside a
pringle can
I have a huge amount of trouble
Fitting my hand inside a pringle can
I can get my hand like four inches in
But then I have to tilt the can into my
mouth
But then a bunch of crumbs have accumulated
at the bottom of the can
So they all go spilling onto my face
What I'm trying to say is that the diameter
Of pringle cans are way too small
I'll say it again
The diameter of a pringle can is way too small
Two raidiuses of a pringle can is way too small
If you feel me, put your hands up
Come on!
If you feel me, put your hands up
Look at all these hands that are way too big to
fit inside a pringle can
Those hands are too big to fit inside
a pringle can
Your hands are too big to fit inside
a pringle can
You think you can, I know you can
Pringles!
Listen to the people, I am sure ninety percent
of the complaint letters you get
Are about the fucking width of your cans
We're not animals
Okay, I've overdone the pringles thing
Sorry
I want to have a daughter
I want to have a daughter
So I can finally have someone around
the house
who can fit their hands into pringle cans
Yes, I'm still on the pringle cans thing!
I will move on, alright?
But that is priority numbero uno
I don't go to the gym
Because I'm self concious about my body
But I'm self concious about my body because
I don't go to the gym
Isn't that- that's irony
Irony can be painful
Alright, let's do this
Let's do this!
I went to Chipotle
I went to Chipotle
And I got myself a chicken burrito
I went down the line, and I got all these
ingredients
And at the end of the line
The guy tried to wrap the burrito
But half of the shit inside
the burrito spilled out
I was like, dude you should have warned me!
You're a burrito expert
You should have told me halfway through!
Hey, man. You might be reaching
maximum burrito capacity here
Do you fucking think I want a messy burrito?
No one wants a messy burrito
The whole appeal of the burrito is that all of
the ingredients are contained
Within the confines of the tortilla
I wouldn't have gotten half of the shit if
I knew it wasn't gonna fit inside it! Alright?
I wouldn't of got the lettuce
if I knew it wouldn't fit
I wouldn't of got the cheese
if I knew it wouldn't fit
I wouldn't of got the peppers
if I knew it wouldn't fit
I wouldn't have got
Half of it
I'm okay with small mistakes
If you've got no more chicken, I'll take pork
But I'll blow my dad before
I eat a burrito with a fork
I wouldn't of got the lettuce
if I knew it wouldn't fit
I wouldn't of got the cheese
if I knew it wouldn't fit
I wouldn't of got the peppers
if I knew it wouldn't fit
I wouldn't have got half of it right
Half of it right
Half of it right
Half of it right now
I think it's time
I Think it's time
I think we'll break it down

Put the lotion in the basket
No, they're too young
I can sit here and pretend
Like my biggest problems are
Pringle cans
And burritos
But the truth is, my biggest problem is you
I want to please you
But I want to stay true to myself
I want to give you the night out that you deserve
But I want to say what I think
And not care what you think about it
Part of me loves you
Part of me hates you
Part of me needs you
Part of me fears you
And I don't think that I can handle this right now
I don't think that I can handle this right now
I don't think that I can handle this right now

I don't think that I can handle this right now. [x2]
They don't even know the half of this right now
Look at them, they're just staring at me
Like come and watch the Skinny kid with a
Steadily declining mental health
And laugh as he attempts to give you what
he cannot give himself

I don't think that I can handle this right now. [x2]
They don't even know the half of this right now
They don't even know the half of it
But I know I'm not a doctor
I'm a pussy who puts on a silly show
So I should probably just shut up
And do my job
So here I go

I wouldn't of got the lettuce
if I knew it wouldn't fit
I wouldn't of got the cheese
if I knew it wouldn't fit
I wouldn't of got the peppers
if I knew it wouldn't fit
I wouldn't of got half
You can tell them anything if
You just make it funny
Make it rhyme
If they still don't understand you
Then you
Run it one more time

I don't think that I can handle this right now. [x2]
If you think that I can handle this right now
Then you don't even know the half of this right now
Right now
Now
Handle this right
Handle this right
Handle this right now

[razbuten]

Is it cool if I use this in a thing I am working on?

[starkraving]

Can I say my shit?
New York Can I say my shit?
I've got lots of shit to say
I've got lots of shit to say
I can't fit my hand inside a Pringle can
I have a huge amount of trouble
Fitting my hand inside of a Pringle can
I can get my hand like four inches into the can
But then I have to tilt the can into my mouth
But then a bunch of crumbs have accumulated at the bottom of the can
So they all go spilling onto my face
What I'm trying to say is the diameter of Pringle cans is way too small
I'll say it again
The diameter of Pringle cans is way too small
Two radiuses of a Pringle can is way too small
If you feel me, put your hands up
Come on!
If you feel me, put your hands up
Look at all these hands that are way too big to fit inside of a Pringle can
Your hands are too big to fit inside a Pringle can
Your hands are too big to fit inside a Pringle can
You think you can, I know you can't, you think you can
Pringles!
Listen to the people, I am sure ninety percent of the complaint letters you get
Are about the width of your cans
Just make them wider
I've overdone the Pringles thing, sorry
I want to have a daughter
I want to have a daughter
So I can finally have someone around the house who can fit their hands
In the Pringle can
Yes, I'm still on the Pringle cans thing! Yeah!
I'll move on, alright?
But that is priority número uno
I don't go to the gym
Because I'm self-conscious about my body
But I'm self-conscious about my body cause I don't go to the gym
Irony can be painful
That's a Catch-22
Let's do this!
I went to Chipotle
I went to Chipotle
Got myself a chicken burrito
I went down the line and I got all these ingredients
And at the end of the line
The guy tried to wrap the burrito
But half of the shit inside the burrito spilled out
He still wrapped it
I was like, dude you should have warned me!
You're a burrito expert
You should have told me halfway through!
"Hey, man. You might be reaching maximum burrito capacity here"
Do you fucking think I want a messy burrito?
No one wants a messy burrito
The whole appeal of the burrito is that all of the ingredients are contained
Within the confines of the tortilla
I wouldn't have gotten half of the shit if I knew it wasn't gonna fit in the burrito! Alright? Look
I wouldn't have got the lettuce if I knew it wouldn't fit
I wouldn't have got the cheese if I knew it wouldn't fit
I wouldn't have got the peppers if I knew it wouldn't fit
I wouldn't have got
Half of it
Like, I'm okay with small mistakes
If you've got no more chicken, I'll take pork
But I'll blow my dad before I eat a burrito with a fork
I wouldn't have got the lettuce if I knew it wouldn't fit
I wouldn't have got the cheese if I knew it wouldn't fit
I wouldn't have got the peppers if I knew they wouldn't fit
Man, I wouldn't have got half of it, like
Half of it, like
Half of it, like
Half of it, like
Half of it right now
I think it's time I
Think it's time, I think that we break it down


I can sit here and pretend
Like my biggest problems are
Pringle cans, and burritos
The truth is, my biggest problem's you
I want to please you
But I want to stay true to myself
I want to give you the night out that you deserve
But I want to say what I think
And not care what you think about it
A part of me loves you
Part of me hates you
Part of me needs you
Part of me fears you
And I don't think that I can handle this right now
Handle this right now
I don't think that I can handle this right now

I don't think that I can handle this right now
I don't think that I can handle this right now
I don't think that I can handle this right now
Look at them, they're just staring at me
Like, "come and watch the
Skinny kid with a steadily declining mental health
And laugh as he attempts
To give you what he cannot give himself

I don't think that I can handle this right now
I don't think that I can handle this right now
They don't even know the half of this right now
They don't even know the half of it
But I know I'm not a doctor
I'm a pussy, I put on a silly show
So I should probably just shut up and do my job
So here I go

I wouldn't have got the lettuce if I knew it wouldn't fit
I wouldn't have got the cheese if I knew it wouldn't fit
I wouldn't have got the peppers if I knew they wouldn't fit
I wouldn't have got half
You can tell them anything if
You just make it funny, make it rhyme
And if they still don't understand you
Then you run it one more time

I don't think that I can handle this right now (Haa!)
I don't think that I can handle this right now (Hoo!)
If you think that I can handle this right now (Haa!)
Right now (Haa!)
Now
Handle this right
Handle this right
Handle this right now

Thank you, good night!
I hope you're happy