🤣FUNNY JOKES! - Three old men are reminiscing in a nursing home

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[briankady]

An old man was walking the halls of the nursing home and spotted an open door. He walked in and said to the old lady there, "Betcha can't guess how old I am." Old lady says, "Betcha I can. Drop your pants." Old man does so, and the old lady says, "You're 96." Old man says, "How did you know that?" Old lady says, "You told me at breakfast this morning."

[MickZorro]

ALL of them are absolutely GREAT!
Thank you!

[georgekontos]

Like 112. Funny jokes, especially the 2nd.
Subbed!

[holydiver]

The joke about the Indians cutting down trees was absolutely beautiful. One of the funniest I have ever heard.

[roybradley]

There was an Old man who's family had put him in a retirement home. His first day there he was sitting on the bed feeling very depressed. He was thinking to himself, well this is it. I never thought I would end up in one of these places. Just then the door to his room sung open and there was this old woman from down the hall standing there and she whipped opened up her rob and yelled "SUPER SEX". The depressed old man looked at her wrinkled old body and said. I'll have the soup.

[marvac-r]

The man that drowned in the flood is *proof* that Eve got the brains. 🤣🤣🤣
That was fun!👍🏼

[bessiejones]

That's a good one about the lion and his mother in law😂😂😂😂😂

[jeremyxu]

I had a joke to share too:-
光頭具再過不久就要隻身飛往美國登台, 開始他一年一度的巡迴演唱會, 但不是很放心把老婆留下。再三考慮後, 他終於想出一個好辦法, 就是讓老婆穿上一件可以上鎖的貞操带, 然後自己把鑰匙收起。過後想想又覺得不妥, 如果自己回不來或者掛了, 怎麼辦? 左思右想了兩天, 光頭又想出一個好辦法, 就是去找他的跨國好兄弟Araki, 請他幫忙。兩人見面後, 光頭道明了原委, 並問Araki能否幫他一個忙, 幫他保管好那把鑰匙。Araki欣然答應, 並對光頭説: "你的事就是我的事, 包在我身上!" 。過後Araki喝了一口啤酒, 好奇的問光頭: "木村拓哉現在也在台灣, 為什麼不去找他幫忙?" 光頭生氣的説: "那個人我一看見他就想狠狠揍他一頓, 别提他了" 。事情得到完滿解决, 光頭就收拾好家當, 告别老婆, 春風得意馬蹄疾的前往桃園機場。當他從計程車卸下行李時, 忽然看見Araki氣急敗壞, 大喊大叫的向他走來 。光頭一把抓住Araki, 問道: "發生了甚麼事? 是不是我老婆的癲癇症發作了?" Araki上氣不接下氣的説: "你的老婆安好没事。 我趕來是要告訴你: 你交給我的鑰匙是錯的。You had given me the wrong key!"

[JS-oboh]

While #4 is a joke, it must be from pre-2010. Anheuser-Busch took the name Budweiser from a Czech brewery Budweiser Budvar which has been in business since 1295 AD. Anheuser-Busch tried to force the Czech company from using their own name, but in 2010 the European Court of Justice ruled in favor of the Czech brewery and since then Anheuser-Busch can only market their beer as Bud in Europe - not as Budweiser. Outside of Europe, Anheuser-Busch owns the name, so the Czech company is forced to market their beer as Czechvar.

[j.a.shepard]

I didn't know the military had Gren-NODS...

[yvonnehayton]

The Bugati and the moped one was hilarious!

[teresenevins]

The dentist with the expensive car and the old man on the moped 😂

[sirkrutchbluesman]

CHICAGO BEARS JOKE IS HILARIOUS AND TRUE 😎

[Buggy-suoy]

Roger Ebert arrives in heaven and after being greeted by Saint Peter is told that there is good news and bad news. The good news being that Ebert is to live in a mansion with a huge screening room. "That sounds wonderful, " Ebert says. "But what is the bad news?" Peter hesitates before answering: "The only movie playing is 'Ishtar.'"😮

[jameswaterfield]

#4 Guinness isn't beer anyway, of course none of the others are either.

[goyisherebbe]

After hearing the joke about Adam getting the gift of peeing standing up vs. brains for Eve, my wife informed me that she heard a different version of the joke in which Eve got the gift of multiple orgasms.

[gopaliyer]

what is funny joke. jokes are supposed to be funny

[dadnelson]

A bunch of ol timers at the senior housing unit got there buddy a call girl for his 80th birthday, she arrived at his door dressed for action and rang the buzzer, when he opened the door she said " I'm here to give you super sex shit !!!! I just seen the same joke 3 comments below!