Tight Spine BIG CRUNCH* ASMR Cracking for Whiplash & Hip Pain.

Location Mechanicsburg, PA.
~ Condenser Microphone Cracks & Crunches
~ Quiet Face Paper & Quiet Office = ASMR
~ Mindfully Placed Ads ~ Relax
~ Chiropractic Sleep Time Remedy

0:00 History & Exam
15:18 Back Rubbing and Tapping
20:40 Cracking Begins
43:00 Outro

Sleep sweet little peeps
Dream of happiness and peace

It’s 7am and this yoga is changing seasons
As the earth wobbles, I can’t help to think…
That the earth is breeeeeeeeathing

Breathe in = spring
Hold at the top = summer
Breathe out = fall
Hold at the bottom = winter

If you don’t have seasons where you live
I’m sure the Facebook metaverse will supply them soon

Also, with this spring season of blossoming azaleas, peach trees, and forsythia… is a sale on crypto. Hello there Bitcoin lowest levels in 2 years. Hey, inflation and sky-high mortgages.

Ok, it doesn’t really matter, you’re correct

Bc I crack backs and help people erect

Their spines

And (I must have said that least 9 times)

Let's unwind the mind with these lines
I’m not lyin I’m a lion who rhymes
Jungle Kitty prowl In the captions hear the grrr
Pussy cat daddy tats making sleepers prrrrr

Ugh. My nose is doing that thing where every time I breathe, it whistles like a Mississippi steamboat

"Tight Spine BIG CRUNCH* ASMR Cracking for Whiplash & Hip Pain."

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Fu*

I forgot how fun it was to spell Mississippi

Anyway, no pulse reading
Bc time exists
and Steph had to go to work

But seriously 50mph into a tree
Whew… how much do we appreciate her insight
“It could have been worse”
Right after she said that I replied (but edited)

“You could be dead”

But isn’t that the ultimate
To give your last breath?

No damn it. (which is what I bleeped out when she told me)

I remember this one episode of futurama
Where everyone was in a lottery
To be euthanized
And they wanted to win!

Haha and then Bender won and didn’t realize the facts.

Okay back to chiropractic Bc even though I like and do a lot of things, it seems that cracking is my gig

To share with you regardless of
My beatbox inclinations love

Hey… I. Love. You.

Diaries of a chiropractor. It would be quite fascinating. You're likely aware that I'm capable of the imaginative and exaggerative capacities to make it sound so, at least.

Wow. Yesterday I adjusted a man who drove from Ohio.
And his last chiropractor…
Committed suicide.
I didn’t see that one coming either

(Record scratch sound followed by silent)

Eyes wide, rolled right

Oh, and the same man told me that one time he got his back cracked when he was asleep… his friend who also happened to be a midget, ran across the room and jumped on him. Or something like that.

Mmmmm. Let's see. This week I adjusted a two-month-old… she liked my singing… so I referred her to an otolaryngologist. Haha. Terrible joke. I’ll leave it.

Bc you’re still reading anyway
And we’re all breathing in this cabaret
Electromagnetic induction please, Mr Faraday

It’s like a prayer spike
Breath conscious pear tree hike
Insert mama snare…

Damn, I just realized 3 socially unacceptable words that rhyme with hike

And. I just realized… This week I promised a story about my butt

But time does exist, as do character limits
Next week it will be
I’ll drop some philosophy of proctology
More chiro to come if you like to read

And until then, my friends

Just. Keep. Paying. Attention. To. Your.

Breath

And thanks for watching, reading, and being with me

I make these videos for thee

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[chiropracticmedicine]

Say hi & Be Nice @steph_weller

Also... do you guys see merch up there? lol

[nicolasrossi]

Always a pleasure. When doing your objective patient gait assessment, it is often (as in this case) amazing to me how asymmetrical and out of balance a persons body alignment and body mechanics reveal themselves to be. Left untreated, us humans compensate for some injury or trauma, and compensate some more, until eventually we are walking like a crab or Quasimoto, with scant awareness about how impacted we really are. Hopefully you can continue to help this client/patient.

[billyg]

This is actually the first of your patients that I believe hurts as much as she described. You can see her feet/legs twitching during the tapotement. Hopefully she enjoys the results!!

[TwoToneT]

Damn that whole stomach/digestion segment wasn’t expected but I appreciate it. Very informative and great adjustments.

[burritosupreme]

She'd clean up in the ASMR game with a voice like that! So relaxing!

[timothysullivan]

You can see that this patient feels so much better as the treatment progresses.

[Mikey_mau]

When you’re slipping, release your brakes. Keeping them engaged eliminates your ability to steer.
Also, slow down in wet/snowy conditions.

That’s all I have.

[christophercasey]

That was a scary accident. Glad she survived. Hope she's feeling much better.

[austinkerley]

Really enjoy the fact you used the chapters function, keep it up 💪

[brainafk]

My god, her appearence is mystically.
Very, very beautiful

[perspexsavant]

I like this one, 47. Let’s her go in peace...👍. One of your best videos.

[OBIONEBARRONI]

I love the cracking recap at the end. 10/10

[combat_sportsbuff]

Those neck cracks are the best whenever I get my neck cracked I always feel a tingling sensation in my fingertips

[Coerced]

She's beautiful too. Hope she starts feeling better

[zacjeffries]

FINALLY the DOC has come back..any wrestling fans here? Love your work doc

[timsekhon]

I must say Dr. Binder is not only great at his job, but is truly a professional.

[sarakaster]

Haha the editing at the end of the video! Back drumming *CRACK. back drumming *toe crack, more back drumming *stomach brruuuugllurg haha
But seriously I'm a former drummer and I would not be able not make the back karate chops into some sort of beat. Kudos to you for keeping it professional ;)

[marcrose]

What’s funny about every YouTube chiropractic channel is they all diagnose and do all this analysis but yet they do the same exact adjustments to every single patient in the same order.

[stevencarter]

Fascinating to watch how he works the body...wish there was a dude like him here in Oz..

[kckillax]

this girl is another level of beauty. my god.