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[chance_ondriezek]

*Madame Web:* “I’ll be the worst movie of 2024”
*Borderlands:* “Not on my watch!”

[EasyThere]

Borderlands is the first Geriaction film. Strong 60+ woman go!

[juliancate]

"...painfully unfunny and irritating throughout..."
A description that is so universally fitting that you could copy and paste it for every alleged comedic script and performer in Hellywierd.

[fredo]

A movie so bad that even the critics hated it.

[nononsense]

Jack Blacks voice being in it is enough for me not to even risk watching it.

[TEMINIX]

"It exists. It's a film and it's comfortably way worse than 'The Marvels.'"

Amazing review.

[JohnSmith-sbfp]

It's weird to me how films like this have been getting the full marketing and distribution packages for over a decade, but "John Carter"(2012) gets sent straight to limited theatrical release with little to no marketing. Yeah, John Carter wasn't a masterpiece, but it could have made a profit if they had got behind it.

[EastyyBlogspot]

Lol i was expecting you to say "this film could have been better if it was completely different in every way"

[AdeizaSama]

There's a way you deliver such savage criticisms with a serious tone that always gets me 😂😂😂

"Anyone still in the cinema at the end is simply not conscious" 💀

[Phillip_of_Burns]

Cate Blanchett as Lilith... 60 year old woman playing a mercenary. Jamie Lee Curtis 65 years old... Kevin Hart is like 5'4" playing a super soldier. Just seems like they took the biggest names they could get, regardless of if they'd fit the roles. I love video games, borderlands included, but I never watch movies or shows based on video games. So far I think my strategy has worked out well.

[GuysTalkingPodcastNetwork]

My Pop was ENAMORED with the video game. I'm glad he wasn't around to see what they've done to it. This ridiculousness needs to end.

[georgedavidson]

fantastic that overlooked older people are getting roles even if the movies are never seen by anyone.

[fokker]

Kate Blanchett and Jamie Lee Curtis are so old they can't hide it if they try. Picking people 2-3 decades too old was the biggest mistake of this.

[thedarkknight]

I think what's MORE funny is when i hear the words 'And then...' I chuckle at the 'Dude Where's My Car' movie segment - "And then and then and then and then..." 👍🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 😎🇬🇧

[spiktan]

The 355
The Marvels
Madame Web
Borderlands

Yet, they still don't get it.. and thats why I stay home and rummage through my older Blu rays as they appreciate in re-watch value.

[geekyphoton]

When Dave said "IQ lowering dialogue" (4:04), the first thing I thought about was Star Twreck: Discovery!

[dolyharianto]

Cate Blanchett thought she can become Jane Wick

[AliceJoy]

So, a wannabe Guardians action adventure movie with the same anticipation and excitement as watching paint dry. Takes just as long, too.

Thank you, Dave for saving me from wasting 102 minutes of my life. You are a true guardian angel! 👍

[atticstattic]

Dave, you're describing _The Last Jedi_ again!😊

[Christiano]

The worst part is, they could’ve just pulled the main plot from BL2. Handsome Jack was one of the best antagonists I’ve come across, easily strong enough to carry a film like this.