The Greatest Opening Line To A Review Ever

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[ActorsRealReel]

That’s disgusting, what have we become as people and Where do I watch it?

[chancylvania]

Was it rolling stone that made that “two guys take advantage of each other until they get depressed and die” line about the Elvis movie?

[davidcoleman]

The Marvels sounds like it’s going in a completely opposite direction lol

[tonytorrez]

BRING ON THE FILTHYYYY!!! 💕💕💕💕 hahaha!

[DallasRabot]

The best opening to a review ever is Roger Ebert’s review for Armageddon:
“Here it is at last, the first 150-minute trailer. “Armageddon” is cut together like its own highlights. Take almost any 30 seconds at random, and you’d have a TV ad. The movie is an assault on the eyes, the ears, the brain, common sense and the human desire to be entertained. No matter what they’re charging to get in, it’s worth more to get out.”

[argelisplanchart]

This is Gaspar Noe levels of fuckery with the critics 😂

[ChrisMovieMisfit]

That quote better be on all the posters and Blu-Rays!

[Eye_Que]

This review is gonna make a lot more people tune in

[ChrisMovieMisfit]

Idk what this show is, I just know I'm gonna watch it now.

[trevorbrooks]

And they say there is nothing worth watching on TV anymore.

[JordanNMovies]

Yea I’m leaning towards not watching it 💀
Sam Levinson was onto something with Euphoria, and I love The Weeknd…but this is too dirty for me.

[MrPukestick]

It's the movie starring The Weekend and Lily-Rose Depp. Kind of movie you watch for research purposes.

[jasonelliott]

He looks like the lead singer of the band XTC

[JustSomeMexicanwithaMustache]

First, WTF?! Second, I'm curious what type of show this is.

[bronxprpapi]

Hey John you not gonna do a video on the death of Akia Toriama the dragon ball creator who just passed I mean Goku is as big as DC n Marvel

[StevenHouse]

Well Lily-Rose Depp has been in some odd things starting out back 2014 in Tusk.

[darthpelvis]

Instantly reminded of Mulholland Drive

[AmadeoZeller]

Ain't nuthin' mo' satisfyin' than some good ol' fashion *AUTO-EROTIC-ASPHYXIATION!*

[Tuemtuci]

Is that the opening scene to not another teen movie.

[BlackSheep_Tarot]

Damn, and well to be fair that's really not shocking seeing how people want to be in a delusion anyway