when the bard gets the last hit

written and directed by martin scorsese

[hixel]

Jacob crying as a clone of himself sings "Deez Nuts" brought a tear to my eye, what Artistic Vision

[tjardhamming]

"They say he murdered him with his voice. Shouted him apart!"

Ulfric Stormcloak, the bard of Winterhold

[mainmadness]

Ancient Dragon: “you can’t kill me im unstoppable!”
Bard: “boo you suck”
Ancient Dragon: *fucking dies*

[IcyDragonPolaris]

"Any final words you'd like me to pass along to Joe?"
"Wh-who's Joe?"
"JOE MAMA!"
*4d4 psychic damage*

[simonsoupshark]

alright but unironicaly telling a dragon he sucks as the final blow is god teir
and you cant convince me otherwise

[TaksytheGynoid]

"He passed the wisdom save."
"What?"
"He passed the wis save and its his turn."

[Dudae_]

To be fair, it's the DM's fault for saying "he's at 1 hit point"

[hawthayd]

When the bard sings the vicious mockery song it's already too late.

[voltsiano]

Okay, but can we just applaud how much passion went into saying "Dez nuts"?

[_NIKOS_NIKOS]

I want to believe that the DM is not actually sad, he is just roleplaying as the dragon

[mattjanzen]

Then the dragon makes his WIS save and crushes the bard with its legendary action.

[megamagicmonkey]

Actually, vicious mockery seems like a really awesome way to kill a major enemy, if played right.
Dragon - How am I bested by such frivolous creatures?
*insert taunt of choice*
DM - and the dragon, body defeated, and ego crushed, gives up all will to live, and surrenders to death.

[julianodavincci]

Vicious mockery is a breath weapon, so it’s actually pretty appropriate

[benserko]

"Does he know Nirn's second moon?"
Nirn's second moon is Secunda. That was the most cleverly written and disguised joke in the entire video. That one was really good.

[jamesa]

I stand up, confident
Atop the rockery
The last hit on this dragon is
Vicious mockery
vicious mockery!

It's the worst way to go
Anticlimactic I know
1d4 damage
No longer a challenge
It's the worst way to go
Anticlimactic I know
1d4 damage
No longer a challenge

He just died to some words
Write it in the history and records
I have much cooler magic
I could've used instead
But for him it's tragic
It's a cantrip why he's dead

It's the worst way to go
Anticlimactic I know
1d4 damage
No longer a challenge
It's the worst way to go
Anticlimactic I know
1d4 damage
No longer a challenge

This legendary beast was felled by
Me calling him a dumby
Or making fun of his mommy
Has he ever heard of Candice?
We had a harder time with bandits
Does he know Nirn's second moon
Or think that it's all too soon?

For the final moments of his long-lived life
He hears me saaaay...
What do you think of deez?

Deez
Deez
Deez
Deez
Deez nuts
Deez nuts
Deez nuts
I killed him by saying 'deez nuts'
Deez nuts
He is dead because I said 'deez nuts'
Now he's dead

I know who I want to take me home
I know who I want to take me home
I know who I want to take me home
Take me home
Take me home
Take me home
Deez nuts
I killed him with deez nuts
(Fade)

[Manacra]

Vicious Mockery: Even legendary creatures with the mental fortitude and will power to be immune to fear or charm and resistant to magic are not immune to being shamed to death.

[jackterminator]

Everyone in the party gets a d6 inperation, even If the bard is higher level, but the DM takes full psychic damage.

[nicolrb]

Dragonborn: it’s so sad Steve Jobs died of ligma.
Dwarf: who the hell is steve jobs?
Dragonborn: ligma balls
*breath weapon*

[McBehrer]

To everyone saying the dragon would just pass the save, just bring a Wizard, who could use a portent roll to force the dragon to fail the save. Easy.

[Courtesy.]

It’s beautiful.
I’ve looked at this for five hours now.