Peter Parker gets fired by J. Jonah Jameson

I'm sorry

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[xavieryounger]

*Disney and Sony make a new deal*

JJ: You’re unfired.

[schmoyoho]

10/10, ready for the gritty sequel when Jameson becomes Jamesonbot (like in the comics) and kills parker

[arcanebeats_]

“Why do you think I just hurled a chair at your head?”

“Because of the dirt in your eyes?”

[thegrimrhino]

JJJ:If you were good enough maybe Tony would still be alive. Now pack your things get out of my building.

[JDDELAMIGO]

JJ: Are you upset?


Peter: I missed the part where that's your problem.

[therududereview]

Spider-Boy: “Oh, I love Led Zeppelin!”

JJJ: “Not quite my tempo”

[davidgengenbacher]

"Are you one of those single tear people?"


"No. Not exactly"

[jeom]

People pointing out that Tobey is not in this one miss the point-
This is clearly before he gets hired by JJ, serving as backstory for the continuity spanning in this Tobey-verse.

[xSilentZerox]

Tom: Everywhere I look, I see his face...

J.J: Awww, MS. BRANT!! Get me a violin!!!

[stephonnicholls]

Jameson: *YOU'RE FIRED*

Tobey: I missed the part where thats my problem....

[islaamilyas]

JJJ: Are you one of those single tear people

Norman Osborn: You know I'm somewhat of a single tear people myself

[battleupsaber]

When you watch a movie with JK Simmons in it:

*I know that face!*

[markisbr]

"Are you upset?"

Obviously. How am I supposed not to be upset if Tobey doesn't appear in this video...

[krisskrosssss]

I think there’s dirt in my eye because I’m seeing Tom Holland instead of Tobey Holy Maguire.

[pliskin]

Peter: J.J., I don’t feel so good
J.J.: Get out of my building

[LEGO_Igor]

“Yes, you are upset”
I missed the part where that’s my problem.

[Zapatozi]

I bet that JJJ's hobby is to say:
"You're fired."

[joejoe]

YOU'LL GET YOUR ANSWER WHEN YOU FIX THIS DAMN DOOR

[Red_Recluse]

"Get the hell out of my office!" - JJJ

[lopns]

Is no one going to talk about how good the editing is?