There Is No 'Your Turn'

Welt Asta Gepard team should be illegal
(Reuploaded video due to quality issue)

Game: Honkai Star Rail

"What is wrong with you? Why are you slowed?"
"Look, I'm sorry man. Let's just say it started with a Synthetic Black Hole and then another Astral Blessing-"
"Is your Action Point actually at 241?"
"No- look, I know this isn't optimal."
"To come into MY Swarm Disaster, get frozen by that Rememberance Path Resonance- I mean what the HELL is wrong with you? I'm- I'm really asking here!"
"I said I was sorry alright!? I just need my half of the turn and then I'll go!"
"...*Your* turn? THERE IS NO YOUR HALF OF THE TURN! There is only *my* all of it! Why- Why should I be penalized because of *your* sloppiness!?"

[silence]

Lots of people are asking for build, it isn't any specific one since this is mostly carried and done via the Simulated Universe but, here's what you want to do

Welt - Mandatory
Focus on effect hit rate, speed, with an energy recharge link rope, Welt's scaling innately isn't great so even when you try to go full on damage with him (as I have) you won't kill the enemy fast enough. But that's fine, because you have near infinite turns

Light Cone doesn't really matter, I used Welt's signiture but there is no nihility light cone in the game I know of that outright helps this build

Artifact doesn't matter a whole lot save for the stats I mentioned earlier

(Why Welt?: Welt slows the enemies down with his skill and delays their actions by a ton with his ultimate. If you're playing to be more optimal, here's a unique interaction: if it's almost the enemy's turn and they aren't frozen or recovering from a Ruan Mei ultimate break, and they intend to do two actions consecutively, let them do their first action, then Welt ultimate. This completely cancels the second action if Welt's ultimate hits, which all you need is a high effect hit rate)

Asta - Mandatory
Focus on speed, energy recharge link rope ideally, high level in ultimate; mine was at level 10, granting the party 50 speed

Light Cone: Dance Dance Dance! allows your team to get additional action forward when Asta stacks her ultimate. I'm pretty sure without this, Asta can't properly stack ultimate on the team as the speed buff from her ultimately cannot overlap with itself, but I need to test to be sure

Artifact: Messenger Traversing Hackerspace, Asta's ultimate is now a constant speed up for your team, baby

(Why Asta?: Where Welt slows the enemies down, that can only delay them so much if your own characters aren't fast enough. Asta by far gives the most overall speed and to your entire party at once too. Without Welt, Asta's speed eventually gets caught up to. Without Asta, Welt's constant slow down is eventually outpaced. The duo needs each other in this team)

The other two party slot is techincally free for you to choose whoever, I tend to begin the simulated universe run with a healer just to be safe, but as people have said if you do have Ruan Mei she is great in this team: passively speeds up everyone, better break efficiency, and ultimate causes the enemies to not get a turn even when they try to recover from a break

the last slot truly can be anything though, up to your personal taste. Tingyun I've tried and had decent success with: another unit with Messenger Traversing Hackerspace is more speed up, but at that point you're hitting diminishing returns I find. Her ultimate recharges Welt's, sure, but not so amazing that I found it worth a whole party slot. Weirdly enough of all people, Gallagher fits the final fit well because he synergies great with the simulated universe blessings you're likely to get: especially the one that after 6 hits on an enemy you freeze them, because you can basic attack, ultimate, then basic attack again. Other potential ideas are Hanya for more speed, Bronya or Sparkle (especially the latter whom enables near infinite skill points so infinite skill usage for Welt and Asta), March 7th for ultimate freezing enemies can also work... up to you

have fun everyone, I might make another video like this with Ruan Mei for funny if I feel up to it

[adrianling]

Legends say it was not other eons who took down space bugs. It was some middle aged dude with a cane.

[FEHRA]

Seele : Its MY Turn!
Bronya : Its Seele's Turn!
Asta : Its OUR Turn!
Welt : NOT Your Turn!

[primrose]

Welt *handshake* Seele
Enemy not getting a turn

[yopi]

"Honkai Star Rails is a turn based game"
-Mihoyo-

[TheTerrarianFox]

Welt, seele, sparkle, and bronya will never let the enemy go

[justinx.]

Lore-accurate Second Herrscher of Reason gameplay be like

[tanmigz]

The enemies has no choice but to survive or be destroyed as they witness the stars shatter before them

[fincrocs]

If Welt was in his prime he'd become an Aeon of Reason. No reason for you to have a turn

[scorpx]

Seele: Too fast to give you a turn

Welt: Slow you too much to give you a turn

[Nova.]

Trailblazer: So why Velt is always stays on the Train?
Himeko: We... We don't talk about that.

[EldritchNamer]

Welt: Look, I don't know who's turn it is, but I know it isn't yours.

[Cata-qpfi]

As expected of the "former" Herrscher of Reason 😎

[AlbertsonJr]

already given slowness by welt yang plus speed boost by asta
bro u should give them at least 1 turn lol 💀💀

[nicknaito]

Welt it just the definition of current modern Yu-Gi-Oh format where your enemy manage to turn lock you forever with their combo deck psst am looking at you (pre ban Ishizu Tearlaments)

[nekimi__]

Swarm Bugs: LET ME MOVE
Welt and Asta: nah

[HeyImAmalie]

I NEED THIS “NAH, I’D WIN” WELT PICTURE, IT’S FUCKING AMAZING!!!

[RhythmOSauce]

Enemy: *Exists*

Welt: You know nothing about the weight behind this power.

[Pootsent]

as another felllow welt user, i agree with your message

[oniplus]

it's even funnier when you realize that all these are only counted as 1 turn in total thanks to the blessings, asta's ultimate, and welt's playstyle