The Decision - NSP

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Starring:

Ninja Sex Party (Danny Sexbang and Ninja Brian)

Special guests:

Julie Katz
Mookie Thompson

and Princess Tinkles as herself.

Directed by Jim Turner
Produced by Ninja Sex Party and Jim Turner
Production Assistants: Mark Peterson and Flynn Hundhausen

LYRICS:

You're probably thinking to yourself
"Ninja Sex Party, you're awesome!"
We know
But thank you anyway

You're having trouble deciding
Which one of us to have sex with
That's natural
But nice of you to say

Well maybe I can help you out
Clear up all of your confusing doubts
Do you want sex with a ninja
Or sex with a guy like me

The choice should be so obvious (Dan)
And although he is mysterious (Brian)
Don't you want a man who's tall who's name is Dan
And is Jewish

One other thing...

Everyone in the band has an STD
Except for me
By the process of elimination
You can make determinations
On who just that might be

It's Brian
Brian has an STD

...i'm sorry.

[amadodiallo]

Its so weird that in the beginning the joke was that they atcted like they were "Extremely Famous Super-Star Rock Musicians" as a complete joke but now they actually are "Extremely Famous Super-Star Rock Musicians"

[megamarsonic]

I love how slowly Ninja Brian realizes that Danny is throwing him under the bus.

[Cleverhandle]

reminder that Dan was 30 when he made this

[MsSunnyMuffins]

Height: Ninja
Build: Ninja
Hobbies: Theoretical Physics.

Perfect.

[JackBarlowStudios]

I didn’t realize how closely they recreated this for the 10 year anniversary. Mazel Tov Cocktail, guys!

[VaeSapiens]

Everyone in the band has a PhD
Except for me
By the process of elimination
You can make determinations
On who just that might be

It's Brian
Brian has a PhD

[galaxy-dreams]

Why I like this song: I have no clue I just know "Don't you want a man who's tall and name's Dan, and he's Jewish!" is hella catchy

[johnmills]

Who's here after part two dropped? Here's to another decade

[Phoenix]

Seeing Danny with short hair is odd.
Used to that miraculous jew fro

[epicizer]

anyone else pause at the description of dan and ninja brian, and see that one of dans hobbies was "jewing around". LMAO

[lukadjordjevic]

Had to watch this after the 10 year celebration. Good memories.

[TheGlazedProductions]

The glimpse you get of puppet Danny's face is enough to make me laugh hysterically.

[ThePaul]

I would've loved to see some of the reactions from people in that park when Danny runs by in his Jewish superhero outfit with a small dog on a leash.

[Tharppedo]

Watched NSP's performance in Chicago last night (best concert of my life) and this was their opening song after TWRP opened for them and the entire audience was signing along. It was beautiful.

[MusiKube_]

I dont know why but "And he's jewish" always gets me XD

[KawaiiPotatoYT]

Dan makes men question their sexualities.

[naterk]

Dan's one of those "I'm straight, but if I had to have sex with a guy..." guys.

[khimeraQ]

I still like how under Ninja Brian's analysis it shows one of his hobbies as theoretical physics. 

[danstrath]

Don't you want a man, who's tall, who's name is Dan. And oh....oh I'm goddamit.

[emmarissling]

JUST REALIZING NOW THAT THE BLUE SPANDEX SUIT DAN IS WEARING HAS THE JEWISH STAR ON IT

I'm a dumbass.