Grover is punished by God

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I saw the funniest shitpost, and the the deepest horror. And I could not tell the difference.

БранимирНиколов-жф
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Dogs when you leave for a couple hours

MisterJohnDoe
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"He saw the birth of the universe. And he saw the heat death. And he could not tell the difference"

This is unironically one of the rawest lines that i have ever heard in my life

betoneiracromadarebaixada
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That one bottle of ketchup that has remained within my fridge since 2008:

littlegreenman
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"i've got nothing to lose other than this gun i stole before i died" - Grover

fwombo
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You'd think Grover would have learned his place by now after playing "Stair Simulator 2000" for so long?

LudicrousInc.
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How it feels to wait for a Windows update to finish.

Etx-z
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Medieval peasants when you give them a cool ranch dorito:

hawkecrail
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The remaster we weren't expecting but wanted subconsciously, 10/10

phoenixrq
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Grover you dropped like 20 tabs of acid and then walked into the smithsonian's IMAX theater while it was playing a documentary on the history of the solar system's planets

Staff's going to be cleaning up the vomit for a week

PeterDivine
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It's funny how people can write the hardest shit while making shitposts.

schwinkle
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This is the most fitting place I've ever heard the Portal soundtrack

JoyOfCreativeService
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The worst punishment God can inflict is allowing a sinner to experience the universe through His eyes.

Scantronimus
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this kind of stories gives me the strongest sense of existential dread, and i f*cking love it

itsdokko
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Grover sought to kill God. Instead, God gave Grover a lesson: His mad quest was, in absolute actuality, at best, an insignificant micro-fragment of a thing. Not even a spec of its own, or a piece of something else. Life, death, rebirth… the eternity of space, the universe, this whole world… was glorious. This was Grover’s punishment. A lesson in significance. A lesson, before a singular, once-unwavering mortal heart.

teleportedbreadfordays
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When you're on your seventh "damn, that's crazy" but bro keeps yapping

stinkywhizzleteats
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Pros of immortality: "I'm fuckin invincible."
Cons of immortality:this video 😂

harlowviv
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I know what he means, I once had to queue for ice cream.

samfowler
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Oh Grover, arrogant as ever, to think you, a mortal, could have challenged that of divinity.

Joyous_Being
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"Grover remembered he had his Glock, but found that he had only one bullet. One for him or one for God, or try to get both of them in one shot. He contemplated for a long while, and after an eternity of what seemed to be heat deaths, he put his finger on the trigger, aimed his gun, and a big bang was heard all throughout the universe. Grover woke up next to god's dead body, with an ethereal glow all around him. His original quest may have been completed, but he become the being he swore to destroy. That, was not part of the plan, and this painful, never-ending existence, was God's ultimate punishment".

beaststormtheawesome