Rare Recording 2006 Wario Talking Bottle Opener

originally was a whole video, but this is just the audio.

[mamagoose]

Thank y’all so much for making this video explode, me very greatfull (should I make a waluigi version?)

[LPBvgc]

So we went from fake anti piracy screens to fake talking bottle openers... wow...

[DHAdArchivez]

Wario dies in a drunk driving crash while speaking in a bottle opener.mp3

[carameltheflann]

If it's audio of him he has an 80% chance of dying

[krycklund]

I love how halfway through the crashing audio you just hear a semi-truck like it's this nightmarish seven lane car pile-up that Wario is directly in the middle of.

[kkotheracountnstuff]

I was NOT prepared, I was expecting something unexpected and was still shocked

[Sharkpu]

I want to imagine that Wario wasn't even driving, he just got hit by a car.

[omegahaxors-]

According to Wario Land canon, Wario is such a lightweight he gets instantly shit-hammered off having beer *splashed* on him.
His blood alcohol content must be through the roof with how many swigs he took of that thing, i'm surprised he was still conscious.

[huetrabssTHEOLDONE]

"Wah, you should drink a few more"

[ShinyAipom]

Somehow I knew it was going to be a Wario dies meme, but I laughed anyway

[mr.needlenose]

Wario gets drunk and runs over pedestrians.mp4

[samp]

And people thought the McDonald's minions were bad because according to them, it sounded like they were cussing. Wait until they see this.

[rubykaylaandogie]

Wario getting drunk simulator
(You can get drunk too by opening bottles with it!)

[phobosresposts]

wario takes a dump before dying in a car crash

[SodiumNuke]

Wario drink and drives and unfortunately fucking dies.mp4

[gusdotd]

People are parodying this format now, lol. Seems like this trend is here to stay.

[omegahaxors-]

What makes this even better is that the second half of this audio clip only has a chance to play, so there's a good chance that you're not going to know about it, then go to show off your friends and have to move to Vietnam after you nearly die of embarrassment.

[JimmyHD-gccl]

Wario is the only mario character I can see drunk driving.

[LuckyThirtyEight]

Wario: Alright, it's time to enjoy this beer!
The relentless artic winds:

[wariothelegend]

Now this is something that I need in my life