People who use Phrases Wrong

mf posting on a tuesday

[bobhumble]

this video really proves that the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree

[qiwiiqaser]

"well, we'll cross that bridge when we come to it" while Grant's dog is dead is crazy as hell

[koibubbles]

“We’ll cross that bridge when we come to it” MF WE AT THE BRIDGE 😭

[bazofiki]

One thing I learned today is that when life gives you lemons, you cross that bridge tomorrow when 2 birds were hit with 1 lemonade🔥💯☝️😔

[radicalquad]

"Permission granted."
"Ah ha! You know what they say; don't take things for granted!"

[Cloverload]

She aight had me giggling! Talk about beating a dead horse!

[darcash]

“When in Rome” would’ve also been hilarious for the last one 😂

[zuloxyy]

“2 birds with one stone” got me laughing there😂

[dane]

my friend and I have this running joke where we just use the running refrigerator joke, “well you better go catch it” when it doesn’t even make sense and other people just don’t laugh at all but it’s so funny

just thought of this like months later, but like when cars stop to let you cross the street and my friend like puts his hand up I always say “you know that guy?” and he’ll be like “what?”

[Saber_Apollo]

Well, you know what they say... an apple a day keeps the lawyer away

[blazesartdump]

"We'll cross that bridge when we come to it" sent me

[uhhhprussia]

Ya'll, stop bullying him, he had a slow car so he wasn't at the bridge yet.

[Page]

I love the "she's ight" with the dog lol

[Emma-zlmq]

I get made fun of by my sister and mom about the way I use the phrase "time consuming." Like for example, I guess one time I said something along the lines of "I don't want to go through the drive through because it's very time consuming." My sister and mom say I should use "time crunch" instead. But whenever they explain the difference to me, I never get it. So I just avoid using time anything in my sentences

[daivisonespirito]

I thought bro was about to say, "Don't cry over spilled milk." (At the end.)

[ItsGemystic]

just like all those people telling others to "pull themselves up by the bootstraps" not know that means an impossible task 😭

[SilverSabertooth]

when people say "I could care less" as in, they could care less than they currently do, so... they care. when they meant "i couldn't care less" which means the exact opposite thing

[leafyishereisdumbnameakath]

It was so jarring to see the dog, not used to seeing anything that isn't grant

[BobBob-jyue]

This is truly the “racer, start your engines” of the YouTube platform.

[blackstream]

This just goes to show that a stitch in time saves nine.