THE REAL KELPY G PLAYS SMOOTH JAZZ CLARINET!!! Spongebob Squarepants

Salutations, my children. Are you ready for your daily dose of smooth jazz?

"Squiddy G" was composed by Nicolas Carr and Barry Anthony.

76a. "The Thing" (*)
86b. "Bucket Sweet Bucket"
90a. "A Flea in Her Dome"
145b. "Enchanted Tiki Dreams"
165b. "Smoothe Jazz at Bikini Bottom"(*)

*designates episode clips included in this video


GEAR
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DAW: Logic Pro X
Video Editing: Final Cut Pro
Clarinet: Yamaha YCL-34
Mouthpiece & Reeds: Vandoren 5JB w/ sz 3 Vandoren Traditional (Blue Box)
MIDI Controller: Akai MPK Mini
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HOLLA AT ME!

[TomFooleryy]

I'm glad so many of ya'll are enjoying the Kelpy vid(s). Enjoy them while they last as Viacom has been issuing copyright claims and I'm on my last appeal now.

[MemeInsider]

This passes the vibe check with high marks.

[neilbanging]

You can just feel the vibes resonating off this legend

[florisab.]

rest in piece to Barry anthony the original maker of kelpy g

[LightyBeast]

He should attend Squidward Community College

[TomFooleryy]

Thanks for all the comments peeps! I sit and read each one with Kelpy G. Speaking of Kelpy, I've got a quick message for ya'll straight from the man himself!
"Salutations my children! Thank you all for vibing out with me on Squiddy G. If you like this (of course you do) then you'll love what I've got in store this Friday 11/01. Also my children, let me know what else you'd like to hear & see from me. Don't forget, Kelpy loves you!"

[ArchardDeity]

Personal Jazz Highlights:
00:20 - dissonant last note
00:34 - chromatic arpeggio
00:43 - dissonant last note

[mikeoxmaul]

He's wearing the Squidward Community College colors and the school logo as well.

[domin]

This might be one of the greatest pieces of music on this planet.

[diplosteg]

THIS MAN DIDN'T JUST ATTEND SQUIDWARD COMMUNITY COLLEGE HE MADE IT

[lexitnute]

This is way more smoother than the original wtf!!

[wokkybeef]

jazz is the one music genre you cant hate

[СергейБелов-шр]

I cry listening to this BEAUTIFUL MUSIC 😭

[votecthulhu]

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Kelpy Gs music. The way he hits some of the notes is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of Jazz music most of the finesse will go over a typical listeners head. There's also Kelpys nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of this music, to realise that its not just fun to listen to, it says something deep about LIFE.

[DeveloperFox]

LETS GO, THE REAL VERSION HAS FINALLY COME OUT

[markangeloporcare]

Finally found the song that's been repeating on my head for weeks after hearing it.

[bruhstudios]

i’ll play the clarinet if i can play this on a speta subway at 12:30 pm on a busy sunday afternoon

[bwah]

i didn't know clarinet could actually sound this good

[brodeywilson]

Oh yeah baby smooth jazz is the sweetest music ever

[BIGPops-pnoc]

Good vibes and God bless to all who read this.