Squidward Community College

Squidward Community College

[bravestant]

How is Harvard still standing after the creation of this prestigious university

[xisti]

_"Bold and Brash, doesn't belong in the trash."_
-Squidward Community College

[RedHatClub]

My application was rejected here and I then had to attend Harvard, I was unworthy of attending this fine institution of learning, I am so ashamed of myself.

[paisenpaisen]

imagine going from squidward community college to having leaked CIA documents in a span of 3 years

[disgustedcharlie]

Our slogan for excellence:

_"We serve food here sir.. "_

[weirdosheep]

I love how "Bathrooms" is a selling point of this school.

[Titanpants]

This place makes your Harvard PhD look like a McDonald’s receipt

[SupremeLeaderKimJong-un]

Not only do they have phenomenal clarinet classes, we also learned about nuclear studies and how Squidward's hometown was created. It made me in love with nuclear technology so I can't help but thank SCC

[SolarSands]

Finally Squidward gets the recognition he deserves.

[Drow-yr]

Squidward doesn't even know how famous he is on land

[adamgriffith-smith]

Unfortunately I was expelled from this college after I foolishly asked if mayonnaise was an instrument during my music lecture.

[militantpacifist]

Mr. Tortellini must be so happy and proud to get the attention he deserves.

[rlessg]

Dropped out of Harvard to attend this prestigious institution

[coltonk.]

The school anthem is “Solitude in E minor”.

[ajrox]

I love the disclaimer at the end:
"dear cia please do not invistigate; this is not a tax write off, nor a site of illegal activity e.g. human trafficking. Most especially do not investigate the janitors closet in the second floor to find my missing wife and kids."

[Adrians_Ideas]

The fact that community colleges and schools actually have stuff in a similar layout like this for advertising tho

[MobstahLobstah]

The dislikes are people that had to settle for Squilliam Fancyson University

[nightterror]

This place makes Harvard look like a Kindergarten

[treedoor]

I put Squidward Community College on my resume, and got a job as a cashier :)

[AverytheCubanAmerican]

If you want to conduct a beautiful masterpiece of a performance like Squidward at the Bubble Bowl, this is the place to achieve that dream