I’M AN ALPHA MALE!!

[DestinyHope-jzfw]

I've really enjoyed Noah's music lately. He's the only one that makes pop punk not sound pointless.

[lark_isnt_real]

i swear i start laughing every time this song comes on, i love it

[Yourdailydoseofsarcasm]

The crypto line reminded me of that one guy calling him “ Noah Finance “ and I can’t stop laughing

[trippysquiggles]

being on a scooter adds so much affect you can't tell me all 'alpha bros' dont use scooters

[shrews]

My favorite song off the album. So good, very funny in its absurdity, and quite catchy

[Lamoisepic]

Just imagining myself on the road going fast on a motorcycle blasting this song in my ears

[whisperedwish]

This is my favorite from the album, just edging out "SUBTITLES." Good old-fashioned punk fun 😎

[NyanCatGaveMeAdderal]

Noah never fails to be absolutely hilarious! 😭

[NoahTheHumanFlea]

Ultimate Rizz! Skibidi Ohio baby gronk oi oi oi what the sigma? Omega alpha Noah moment

[tx_fan_tothemax]

“A real life alpha male approaches you on his scooter” -Noah 💀

[sharkbait_juno]

BRO I LOVE NOAH SO MUCH HE'S JUST SO. YES.

[gee_on_wheels]

I love the last line of this 🤣

What is everyone's favourite pizza toping? Mine is Pineapple 🍍

[MAX.IS.KL]

When you asked us at the concert “are you alpha?” I said yes 😭

[GayFrogBro]

I forgot to add this to my badass playlist! Adding

[I-love-Hamilton]

N-NOAH?! HES SWITCHING SIDES!!! HES AN ALPHA MAN!! (All love)❤❤😂

[GoofiusGooberus]

He's the alpha he's the leader he's the one to trust 🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺

[thatlocaltransmasc]

Does this mean a rise and grind music video?? If so i cant <33

[mktvmktv]

whenever i hear thiw song i think of the q&a in toronto and how someone asked abt the blowing smoke all up ur asshole line😭😭

[vansil]

i die laughing every time i swear noah needs an oscar

[shadesofcallum]

if i were you id be a little self conscious 🎶 🗣️🗣️