Walmart is Closed on Black Friday

Walmart is closed.

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[CousinSqueeze]

New Headline = 'Wal-Mart Corporate Communations say "Wal-Mart COULD Close for outrageous unforeseen reasons on Black Friday"'

[his]

“Does that include mental health?” “is this a joke?”

[AnthonyAfrikaans]

I can’t believe Ben isn’t 100x bigger than he is right now. I was crying with laughter.

[VotePaineJefferson]

"When asked if they'd be open Black Friday, the CEO himself made no comment."

[BaronVonQuiply]

All the audio to get him to say "Walmart will be closed on Black Friday. It is our intention to keep all 5, 000 of our stores closed on Black Friday. We take every precaution necessary to prevent a prank call." is there.

[apancher]

He really wanted to say "screw our employees. We'll be open and making money."

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Funny, because my local Wal-Mart store WAS CLOSED on Thanksgiving and Black Friday! Small store, but still expected them to cash in on the big sales holiday like every other year.
Glad the employees got to enjoy their holiday, though!

[BluetheRaccoon]

This is fascinating. I would love to ask even more specific questions, like quantifying what constitutes "outrageous".

[egandler]

This started out funny and then became unsettlingly serious.

[cruisepaige]

Oh no. Given the situation in Chesapeake. This is so sad.

[GarboHistory]

When a troll asks better questions than most journalists...

[NastyHudson]

I mean. It should be closed. Countless grandmothers trampled for discounted Nikons

[CoMCPranks]

That was certainly a prank call, and as an expert on prank calls you did very well sir!

[cdk]

"Absolutely. Absolutely Not!" Ah bruh, you got that dry comedy gold! 😄

[absolutelyfookinnobody]

The way he says "no" is hilarious

[bayarearob]

This shit has me smiling on my way to work. Thank you

[MarzieMalfoy]

Man asks if mental health is a variable they factor in and the guy has to ask of it's a prank call 😂😂😂

[KDemosh]

It would be a good day for workers to go on strike at all 5k stores.

[maxprivate]

I'll call Doug in the morning to double-check.

[hossrendricks]

Is this a joke? Proceeds to give out the most aggressive NO ever