Which of These Cartoon Snakes Will Win in a Fight Here?

Basically a death battle but snakes. Only the most highly researched video ever made. That is a lie. Had to explain my reasoning.

The twitter post that started this

Videos I stole to make this:
Rock python
Jungle book 2

Song List:
Mad Space

Rain Prayer

Jet Squid Radio

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[davidklemen]

one knows kung fu, one has heist cliches/plot twists, one is just a normal snake, AND ONE HAS A F U C K I N G GUN.

[Streetcleanergaming]

My only reason for how Rattlesnake Jake easily wins is fairly self-explanatory. "I have yet to meet man who can outsmart bullet" he fires real bullets that aren't cartoon ones that do nothing he easily beats them the other snakes have no range so jake can just.... you know shoot them and ammo isn't a concern he has many ammo belts.

[TheRealKingDedede]

Jake doesn’t just have a gun.
He has a GATLING gun. Takes one bullet to kill a snake, three bullets total for him to win this fight, and it only takes him a few seconds to fire off at *least* a hundred rounds.

This isn’t even a fight for him. Just target practice.

[Candjstudios]

Ok, but like...
Martial arts,
Cruddy hypnotism,
And Thievery do not beat a bullet to the brain...

[theworstspeedrunner]

Problem with saying jakes a poor shot, thats a gatling gun not a single shot gun. It is itself an inaccurate gun that just fills any close areas with an undodgeable amount of bullets. If viper had range sure she might win but she has to fight up close and is just getting taught how a gatling gun works very quickly

[LucasCaminha]

Quick addendum in regards to Viper's willingness to kill someone: in the second movie she actively suggests blowing up the cannon factory. It's her idea. She only backs down from that idea once she sees Po is inside, and by that point it's already in motion, the point is she went inside, saw there were people (wolves, but still) and still wanted to blow up the whole place. She is absolutely willing to kill.

[lazyeyedsponge]

Don’t forget that rattlesnake Jake’s bullets are scaled to the size of a chameleon and viper is about twice his size meaning the bullets would be like getting shot with a bunch of toothpicks.

[axonap]

this is not a question i would ever think of myself but it is wonderful to hear the creativity and then the rough "science" behind the answer

[This_awesomeguy]

It would be extremely hard for Jake to hit viper but remember what heavy said:”a lot of people think they can outsmart me…but I’ve yet to meet one that can outsmart BULLET.”

[mertestim]

dope vid good editing and pacing
fun to watch

[JajaGodzilla-ntzu]

Bro rattlesnake Jake has a literally gun as his tail end

[Flabbergasted_squirrel]

Rattlesnake Jake has a mini gun on his tail so it’s pretty obvious who wins

[JVVC]

I'd still say that Mr Snake wins this just because of toon power and he is cartoonishly durable

[redbricstudio]

Here how I think it would go

Snake: he’s literally a normal snake what’s he gonna do?

Kaa: basically just snake with hypnosis and allergies

Viper: is super agile and knows kung fu

Rattle snake Jake: has a literal MINIGUN

[mrtylersquared]

This is the high quality content I expect from you. Extremely in depth analyses of things I wouldn’t expect

[Theytg]

Before opinion: definitely the snake from rango

[Wolfyrizzfan]

Sir Pentious: Erm, Excuse me why wasn’t I invited?”

[randomistough]

kaa and mr. snake are NOT putting a fight against the other 2. not even a chance

[AutoToonsAnimation]

OK, so weapons, we have IDK, Kung-Fu, likely anything within grabbing distance, and a fucking gattling gun, I wonder who's winning

[phillipwalling]

Rattlesnake Jake hands down.

Snake may be smart, Viper may have kung fu, and Kaa may have hypnosis, but a Gatling gun for a rattle is effective as fuck.