Things Southerners Say at the Doctor's Office

Wait Mac n’ Cheese isn’t a vegetable?

[thedungeondelver]

"I checked on WebMD...it's Polio." Classic.

[auto]

My doctor asked if I was eating right and exercising and I said no. Completely surprised him by telling the truth.

[shelbysmith]

There’s no sense in going to the doctor when your mama is just gonna say Vicks Vapor Rub could’ve fixed whatever it was anyway.

[jacilynbrainard]

I may leave my shoes on... but you best be sure I put the purse down before stepping on the scale. That mom bag adds another 10-15 pounds!!

[chattphotos]

One time, I accidentally brewed Redbull with my coffee, I got halfway to school before I realized I forgot my car...

[monique]

The “now that I’m at the doctors office and I feel fine” is me every time. So annoying

[coolchristiangirl]

“Their gonna ask you if you smoke or drink, it’s not an offer”😂

[jamesfoote]

If you can't thread a sewing machine when it is running, you haven't had enough coffee/Redbull.

[babybobbie]

“Turns out spastic colon is just another symptom of 2020” 🤣😂😅

[patrickfulmer]

"Gargle with salt water." That's what my daddy says, no matter what's wrong with you. "Gargle with salt water."

[leert]

Standing on one leg with one arm up like the Statue of Liberty for a signal ....how many people remember the days of turning the antenna to get tv reception ? Life in the country with adequate reception for cell phones does leave a lot to be desired.

[cavlizzy]

Love when they ask "Do you exercise?" Do I LOOK like I Exercise?!?! BAHAHA

[josephkarl]

"You think it's crowded in here now? Wait until spring allergy season. There's gon' be more sniffles in here than a screening of Steel Magnolias"

😂😂😂😂 Y'all got that one dead on 👏

[jawjagrrl]

Broke my ATL husband's addiction to sweet tea and red bull. But the bit about mama's diagnoses vs what she claims to have rang more true than you could possibly imagine.

[nathanjplatt]

"I ain't that sick" is me. I hate going to the had friends and a boss or two actually force me to go 😂

[MrGruffteddybear]

Matt Mitchell is hilarious. He should have his own show.

[redstateforever]

The soap in the sheets thing seriously works. Worked for my Pawpaw, my Mama, and me. Even some doctors have conceded it works for some reason. Idk why, idk how, it just does. There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio.

[CoyoteSevenFL]

... do you smoke or drink? It's not an offer.
Still laughing on that one! 🤣🤣🤣

[taylormorency]

The good ol’ “all symptoms magically stop the second I actually decide to get help so now I look like a liar”

[paulbennett]

coffee and red bull. . then shake takin a drink.. priceless..😎