Things Southerners Say During a Movie

Watching a movie with a Southerner is just 50% critiquing the accents and 50% planning for snacks.

[SupremeLeaderKimJong-un]

"Wait is this movie gonna have a sad ending?"
At least it doesn't have a sad beginning...Up hits you hard

[amberf]

The "Lifetime vs Hallmark" part is so real.

[reedfoster]

Best Line: “Who was their voice coach, the drive through speaker at KFC?”

[brianbarber]

“Are you going to be on your phone the whole time…I am going to lie to you”.

This is genius and should be standard response to people not paying attention then demanding a recap.

[mpguardians]

This skit was filmed in my old house in Georgia.

[terrytrailsoff]

My favorite think to watch on Netflix is "Scrolling for 40 mins".

[elizabethgordon]

"I know this is just a kids movie, but this is so sad." Same. Toy Story gets me every time. Especially when Jessie tells the story of how Emily left her.😭

[theclassycookie]

The “Oh yeah, he’s married to what’s-her-face” is totally me!

[jerrykinnin]

Took my daughter to see the Dukes of Hazard movie when it came out.
She was 3 at the time. They came on the screen. She stood up and yelled
"THEM AIN'T THE DUKE BOYS"
I was a proud dad them and now she's a Jr in college and I'm still proud of her now.

[Canalcoholic]

Fall asleep watching a movie? Who, me? You forgot the bit where my wife turns off the TV and I snap awake with “I was watching that”.

[tkmiller_author]

"Married to what's her face" - me, af!

[jamesdaniels]

The Smokey and the Bandit bridge jump was so epic it spanned fifty-two counties.

[choirkitty]

"Tom cruise is not a cat" lolol!!!

[lorrainezea]

That's definitely how you differentiate Lifetime and Hallmark! lol

Lifetime: Dark Ending
Hallmark: Happy Ending

[zealous]

We have turned IMDb into a verb: “Oh! What’s his name? Hold on, let me IMDb it.”

[Gamerboyify]

"Two and a half hours? I don't got time for this."
Lord of the Rings fans: First time?

[cisium]

"Don't you open that door! Don't you open that door!"

[hollyfisher]

Yep~Remember "Old Yeller"😭💔:(
NO dog movies ever again for me!!!

[Trainer_Ruffles]

“Where did the office go” Every office fan In 2021

[susanfudge]

More movies filmed in Georgia than Hollywood.