Poor Ethan

[Viktonium]

He doesn't have time to examine flasks but has enough time to argue why he doesn't have time to inspect flasks

[danieljethro]

having Ethan lose his shit while Duke is vibing in front of him make my days better.

[cara_macchi]

Duke just being chill and speaking in riddles while Ethan completely losing his shit is very accurate

[ritvikmishra]

I like how Duke does not even get pissed at Ethan he just stays calm and tells Ethan to take a closer look at the flask

[DeathKnight]

Anytime anybody mentions to Ethan about Rose having “powers”.

Ethan: “I’ll pretend I didn’t hear that. Gimme my daughter.”

[brvideo]

*"Why don't you take a closer look?"*

* shifts body with a smug look *

[DBG-fhio]

I love how even though the voice actor is different he still delivers his lines very similarly Ethan’s voice actor.

[matthewroddick]

Duke: "so, did you find what you were looking for?"

Ethan, now freshly saddened: "...kind of..."

[SkyTheStarhero]

"You can actually pinpoint the second his heart rips in half!"

[sierrajohnson]

Duke: *could tell Ethan she was crystallized and split by Miranda in one sentence*
Duke INSTEAD: “WhY DonT YoU TaKe A cLOsEr LoOk”

[AwesomeMarioBros]

Lesson: Always listen to the chubby man (Duke)

[isjor]

Man it sucks to be Ethan
Wife got kidnapped
Wife attacked and almost killed him
He got his hand cut off
He got kidnapped
Had to survive the night in a horror mansion filled with monsters
Died and got turned into a mold zombie
Wife was murdered by someone he trusted and his daughter was kidnapped
Had to survive the night in a horror village filled with monsters
Got his fingers bitten off
Found his daughter chopped up into pieces
Found out his wife wasn’t dead but was instead kidnapped and replaced
Blew himself up to save his daughter
Now a version of him is forever stuck in an eternal hell of mold

[francoaugustogomezparody]

The delivery of the line AN INANIMATED OBJECT was just perfectly glorious

[Reginald_Ritmo]

"I assure you, Ethan. Your daughter is in a flask."

[kingzilla]

Duke: "he gonna regret those fat jokes becuase his weighs a quarter."

[LucidTyrant]

For those who don’t know, he forgot that he had a daughter that was actually a flask. The shock of the revelation made him forget.

[msthecommentator]

When you get looped into an NPC dialogue and keep hitting "no":

[SuperWiiBros]

Never expect to see you animate resident evil 8, but here it is, in your glorious animated glory

[johnclinkscales]

I love that the Duke is having a little party while Ethan is having a mental breakdown makes my day just a little better

[sansdamemer-csyq]

Ethan: FINE I'LL LOOK AT THE DAMN
+looked at the flask+
Ethan: 💀