Scary Xenos Weapons- Shuriken - Warhammer 40k Lore #shorts

Ever get a bad paper cut!? Imagine getting like, a thousand, all at once!
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[gflyever]

I love when warhammer takes something ridiculous like fighting with Shurikens and make them a 1000 times more ridiculous

[championastartes]

easy counter, more las guns! for every 100 shuriken's we will double it and give it to the next aldari

[Zombiewithabowtie]

Imagine the opening seconds of a firefight just seeing your entire squad get turned into mortadella.

[TaigaShark-ijoh]

Gotta respect the aeldari to recycle plastic waste and put it to good use

[yaelz]

I guess the Asuryani are... A cut above the rest.

[Zerathorne.]

But in Dawn of War 2 it shoots blue LED lights

[justinanderson]

Shit like this is why the Eldar getting slapped so much in the lore has always been so ridiculous when you consider Shuriken Guns like this are literally their most primitive weapons.

[IAmTheStig]

I like to imagine that shuriken cannons *scream* when they're fired, like an Aztec death whistle. Squad members might even carry different shaped ammo to produce different tones, making a symphony of terror as they fire in unison. Eldar are aesthetes, they don't treat war as dirty business like humans do; they treat like poetry or playing the harp.

[horsearcher]

Feel so much better after the heads-up thank you

[nuke]

Would let a eldar woman shoot the fuck out of me with this.

[eloylopez]

Hey do you think that BioWare was like “hmmm crystal shaving and accelerated at high speeds”. Then bam the weapons used in Mass Effect but not crystals just a block of metal. 🤘😁🖤

[secutorprimus]

Still, I'd rather get hit with that over just about anything else in the setting. Rad carbines, poisoned shards, fleshboring maggots, flayer arrays...

[AvatarAang]

Can a space marine armor withstand those ?

[axxwazza]

Plastic? I thought it was psychic grown bone?

[wckedborne]

Can they kill a space marine easily or do they have to hit like the joins and eyes?

[Saltier]

What's wrong with a good ol' lazgun?

[Devastator]

Probably khorne he just wants people to fight i mean i would probably prefer to be khorne not chaos spawn

[spaceboy]

100 rounds in 2 minutes is NOT a lot of shots. That’s like, semi auto.

[syazwanali]

Try going up against thousands of las shots. Shuriken deez nutz