Exploring the SCP Foundation: Joke SCPs

Written by: FPST
Written by: Edrobot
Written by: djkaktus
Written by: djkaktus and Doctor Cimmerian
Written by: VAElynx
Written by: PeppersGhost
Written by: Communism will win


Artists Include:

[dreidrei]

His monotone voice makes it sound like he's describing the concept of humor to a council of lizard people and I love him for it

[greulich]

I would actually love a real scp that was contained by cavemen before the foundation rediscovers it.

[somebodyno]

SCP-049 J in a nutshell:
"I am the cure."
"Do not resist."

[rename]

"The huntsman is propmptly promoted to witch doctor"

Eyy

[Joseph_yy]

“It regularly eats twice its own weight in tacos everyday”
Maybe I am a SCP

[MarcusVipsaniusAgrippaLXIII]

this is hilarious. It’s like someone describing what humor is, but only knows it from a vague 2nd hand account.

[BlooSquared]

"Thankfully, MTF alpha-seven were able to recover the scp with *only* 375960 civilian casualties" bro my sides are in space now

[Fulgrim]

05 Command: You think this is a joke?!

J series SCPs: Uh yeah.

[logged-out]

"We are all the children of god"

*_Man, imagine the child support.._*

[qs-ii]

“Dr. Bright “sleep” the SCP”

That’s one dangerous document right there.

[ayumi]

Fun fact: In SCP-[even number]-J, if you don’t fill in everything, all the data is expunged with the exception of the MTF code name: “Hogan’s heroes”

[landodjango]

My favorite Joke scips are the ones that involve Foundation staff making shit up. Like the one that's basically the 5 second rule being treated as a major Thaumiel scip that has greatly helped the Foundation financially (in buying pastries). And the one where some guy wouldn't admit he stole someone's muffin and made the whole site shut down by making everyone fear a "walking muffin with unknown but potentially dangerous anomalous properties".

[imnotnoi]

“Hey, who driving the bus?” “Gerald is.” “OH GOD OH SH-

[justsomeone]

682 screaming, "YOG-SOTOTH, TAKE ME NOW!" makes me laugh so hard for no reason.

[bockerybockery]

'With only 375, 960 civilian casualties'
- scp foundation in a nutshell

[thalia]

049-J is the plague doctor we hear about on 4chan.

> patient comes in. Said his leg’s broken
> pull out my old timey saw and say “alright, chop chop”
> guy yells at me saying I’m insane and asking where I got my medical license
> “medical what?”
>knock him out with old timey anesthetic
> WHACK
> saw off leg
> patient dies from sepsis
> can’t get sick if you’re dead
> he’s cured
> I am the best doctor

[memes_the_dna_of_the_soul]

Imagine being such a bad cook that your food gains anomalous properties and is classified as Keter.
But not just keter. But "Sweet Mother Of Mercy Is It Ever Keter".


And then it causes SCP-682 to just cease existing.

[theermac]

I lost it at "Uncanny resemblance to Dwane 'The Rock' Johnson".

[Makowh]

SCP Universe: "Here is an anomalous cosmic entity feeding on fundamental principles of our reality and altering them into mind-bending alien concepts"
Also SCP Universe: *Poop cascade lol*

[ellytrabread]

"were gonna be going through a bunch of joke scps"
"oh ok like gorefiel-"
"the first is a curse where everybody fucking dies."