Everything Wrong With War For The Planet Of The Apes

War for the Planet of the Apes was one of 2017's best action films, despite there being as much scenery & talking as there was action... maybe even more. But hey, even a planet of apes has sins. Therefore...

Thursday: Holiday sequel sins.

Remember, no movie is without sin! Which movie's sins should we expose next?!

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[thatstuffv]

“Maurice somehow sits atop this horse without utterly breaking it” 😂😂

[itsrectimemedia]

Even Cinemasins believes that Andy deserves an Oscar for his Motion Capture work.

[Generalkidd]

Wow lol I never even noticed that Ceasar could somehow see and understand sign language even though he's not even looking at the person talking.

[gabrielogungbade]

This is actually one of my favourite movies of all time. Something about the score, the theme and tone of the story just moves me. Even after watching this sins video (and being presented with logical arguments of its many flaws) I still love and will rewatch it. Some movies are sacred that way. Sins or not.

[priscillajimenez]

"Forgive them"..."They know not what they do" I WAS SO THINKING THAT LAST PART WHEN HE SAID THE FIRST PART LOL



I cried after watching this movie...CAESAR! <3

[HartlyLion]

13:42
No no dont even dare talk about that, there is literally *NOTHING WRONG* with this scene

[MrDj]

I would totally watch that explainer video... and then nitpick the hell out of it.

[bigtaz]

All sins removed because of the fantastic epic score.

[thisaccountisdead]

2:28 - that's not dirt, it's sand. You know, from the desert they went to.

[kylev.]

I can't believe I never noticed the sign language bits where ceasar wasn't actually looking at em.

[coralineparmentierworldpianist]

This Jeremy's song at 7:17 gets me so hard :D
"That's the sound of the apes, working in the chain...
dum dum dum dum"

[cajunboi]

This is one of the best trilogies of this decade.

[YayaFeiLong]

Wait...no sins taken off for Koba?

I mean that sh*t was _terrifying_

[felisasininus]

Rise of the Planet of the Stallions, starring the savior of all horses, Stallone the Italian Stallion.

[majinsole]

The last scene in that movie...holy shit THE FEELS. ~_~

[projoeMrx]

I don't care how many sins this movie gets it deserves an Oscar.

[NightRogue]

Andy Serkis deserves all the Oscars. Most underrated dude in Hollywood. Nerds need to band together and honor his works

[shahii.]

I’m so sad they decided to end ceasars journey

[KBABZ]

This is the first movie you've sinned that I've worked on! : D Here's some addendums:

1) The traitor apes were actually called Turncoats, even though the only ape who wears a coat is Bad Ape, and he ain't no traitor! Trapes sounds like something Harvey Weinstein came up with.

2) Andy's face wasn't mo-capped, a bunch of animators copied his (amazing) performance onto Caesar's face. That's two sins for it because now the Academy is screwing over both Andy AND the animators!

3) The "dirt" is meant to be sand, meaning they'd have to cross a big desert to get to the Ape Paradise. Still doesn't mean anything, though.

4) See 2 for the Maurice bit!

5) Think you forgot to sin the fact that Nova walks INTO A FREAKING SPOTLIGHT, and the guy on the spotlight doesn't notice her! Way to put the blind guy on scout duty, Harrelson!

[thebagelbomb]

I kinda like the avalanche ending. It's like Woody said. Nature dictates that the strongest species survive. The only reason the apes survived the avalanche and the humans didn't was that they were naturally stronger and better at climbing. It's symbolic of a lot of things.