My name is Yoshikage Kira, Google Translated.

Kira's speech / monologue, but you get the point. you still can't come to turtle friends.

[dyingscarlet]

"I do not smoke."


_"But I occasionally smoke."_

[TheNakamoto]

"I usually sleep until i stop" No, no, He's got a point

[x.moon_cat.]

“I am alone…”

I felt the pain in his voice

[astarothlocklear]

“Do not confuse your competitors.” Bro, that's all you did for 2 minutes and 18 seconds.

[Kenzo-dgqw]

"My name is classified."
He really stole Diavolo's line-

[Riomy]

"I'll go to bed as soon as I go to bed"
"I usually sleep until I stop"

Sounds like a pretty healthy sleep cycle to me...

[dimi]

"Basically, Shigechi, you are a disease that affects the sun in a great extent. Therefore a craftsman"
- Highshikage Kira

[hololiveenjoyer]

"You are a disease that affects the sun in a great extent"
That was savage ngl

[marmaladeyt]

"Although if I were to fight I would cry"

-Classified

[The_Redacted_Dr.]

Love how shigechis reaction better fits this than the actual speech

[nicxcchi]

I don't smoke, but I occasionally smoke.

[sometechydude]

I like how google translate occasionally makes an actually cool line before remembering that it’s supposed to be stupid

[pepsi]

"But we can vibrate babies at 8 AM, yes?" had me laughing so hard XD

[YetJustAnotherSkeleton]

He sounds so concerned about your house being hairy

[Morgoth_ASMR_Stop]

"Baby smell"

-A man with a peacemaker that is 5 years old

[crazyakira]

I love how Kira sounds so cool, even when saying "If we were to fight, I'd definitely cry" xD

[kworu_kewi]

"I try to explain that i love to have fun and quiet"
"I HAVE A PEACEMAKER"

[eshanacharya]

stand user: Classified
stand: dead queen: chew the ashes

[fabri_pere]

true statements:
"I am alone..."
"I'll go to bed as soon as I go to bed."
I usually sleep until I stop."
"I am stressed out."
"I try to explain that I love to have fun and quiet""
"Dead Queen!" "That's in fact what I do say then."

[moai]

"The hero lies awake at night"
Is actually a badass quote

Only to be broken by "baby smell" 💀💀💀💀