Bread Boys but Father is a Skyrim NPC

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[gosha]

*Body's still warm. Looks like there's a killer about.*

[FirithPanda]

Bread Boys but Father is a Assassin's Creed Templar.

[Kapin]

"I used to be an adventurer like you, until I took a fruit to the face"

[oreolord]

Why is no one talking about when the father went outside that was smooth af

[wally]

“This is a very interactive game.”-IGN

[Heavenly_Father]

Son: "yes I've finally defeated father."

Also Son: wakes up in a horse carriage.
*_"Hey you, you're finally awake"_*

[gundamgamer]

Father: *dies*

Me, sitting in the corner: Impossible. Impossible. Impossible. Impossible. Impossible. *IMPOSSIBLE!*

[bangdiebagel]

Dragon born after saving the world:
*Accidentally steals pear*
Every npc in a 10 mile radius: *PEACE WAS NEVER AN OPTION*

[StyleshStorm]

Father is nerfed in the scroll universe. significantly less terrifying without his teleport move.

[purplefire]

*Throws pear at NPC*

"In the future, humor will be randomly generated"

[spitzkopf]

Son: *throws pear at father*

Father: *dies*

Everyone: Impossible

[TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

Father: "WHY WON'T YOU DIE?!"

Son: "Nanomachines son. They harden in response to physical trauma."

[SuperBuscaminas]

Father: What's for Breakfast, son?
Son: Pears! *Throw to him*
*Father has fainted*

[AveRageEnjoyer]

"The npcs in this game are top tier" -IGN

[edgegod]

Father: Why won't you die?
Son: NANOMACHINES FATHER

[thicctoriasthedogwalker]

Where’s the part where I loot his corpse for two lockpicks and a coin.

[abulkalamazadmepltd]

"God, how can I can be mortal again?"


God: P. E. A. R

[colonelcorneliuscornwall]

Son: *Defeats Father with a Pear*

Everyone: Confusion 100

[duchi]

*Skallagrim:* Missed an opportunity to throw a pommel instead

[edwind_]

We need "Bread boys but son is an imposter"