Son, what are you reading?

There’s no escape

Oh and by the way it is father’s birthday tomorrow

[berbiXD]

Son: *reads holy bible*

Father: LiAr

[heavensdork]

That scream at the end tho.
That's the sound of heretics screaming.

[TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

His dad has a sixth sense for detecting heresy.

[yasserboumediane]

Theres just something about a medieval knight just suddenly picking up a pump shotgun that just kills me everytime

[Jireninyourrecommendations]

Privacy: *exists*


His dad: I never met this word in my life

[nicolasbennett]

I like how the book is just called "Heresy"

[BossMaxie]

I like how the son was like "What now!?" implying that the father was constantly interrupting him all day haha

[defenstrator]

It’s good to see a parent concerned about his children’s moral well being.

[Weeaboogod_]

*SO YOU HAVE BEEN READING HERESY*

Also, HAPPY EARLY BIRTHDAY TO THE FATHER

[shadowwolf]

Son: *Reads Heresy*
Father: *Your free trial of living has expired*

[XTHHedgehog]

This man just single-handedly brought back from the dead LMAO

[geekymetalhead]

Heresy: *exists*
Templar Dad: You have lost life privileges

[johnmivule-novabow]

I'M READING SOME SACRED SCRIPTURES

Father: _HOLD UP JUST A HOLY MINUTE_

[riftmakerad]

"Oh god, no, no, that's my book!
-Son Brando

[colorgris]

"I'm reading the Bible" that had me laughing for hours

[Fred]

You see, he has an unlimited supply of sons, he rebuilds him when he shoots him

[notryan]

Son: *does literally nothing*

Father: You have forfeited your life.

[noneyahbusiness]

Stand User: Crusader Dad

Stand: Holy Diver
-Materializes shotguns out of nowhere to administer righteous parental Justice.

[neilphilip]

The son Isn’t scared this time he’s just annoyed

[sayansamaFR]

-The book is an french-english dictionnary
-it's named heresy.
-Learning french is a heresy

-I'm french so i'm more then a heresy...