The Ocean Is Cancelled

NO THANK YOU OCEAN ✋🛑 #smartypants #dropout #presentation

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[nobelphoenix]

I adore the phrase "Per period of time", from this day forward I'll use it in each and every presentation I'll make.

[민민min]

We even poured oil into it but it just floated on the surface and refused to sink 😔😔

[taemun]

He forgot that the vast majority of marine life has died whilst in the ocean.

[Mondo_]

Zach knows his shit, he's from mountport, the mountain right next to the sea

[millerk]

katie was 100% on board the whole time

[VayMatt]

Dawg the human body is 90 percent water and the ocean wants it back

[henrynagel]

“The ocean” is in quotes like this guy doubts that it’s actually the ocean

[larsbouwmeester]

Undefeated in combat? Don’t tell that to the Dutch.

[ronoc]

"Per period of time" has the same energy as "Oxygen has a 100% fatality rate over a long enough period".

[travisvanleeuwen]

He forgot to add that everytime it rains, the ocean gets even stronger

[hashtagmrfluff]

Katie is LOCKED IN the whole time it’s so good

[Emelyooo]

"That's true. I looked it up" 🤣🤣🤣

[connorc.]

This is fucking gold, and I’m 100% on board.

[ArkayeCh]

Whoever edited in that popping noise each slide and transition is a genius. It gives you micro doses of dopamine while ypu basically sit through a college presentation.

[lewisblackwiththenicehair]

I don't like how it's always touching land too, its kinda creepy

[nessesaryschoolthing]

Just like in the newsroom, Katie does not crack

[zsandmann]

I love that Paul F Tompkins is just there in the background.

[Tea_time_]

I vibe with Zach's chaotic goofy energy so much

[blancagarciadelcerro]

This is what reading Moby Dick is like

[jackwriter]

Is the entire ocean salty?
We can't be so sure.

That reminds me of the fingerprint... we only know that 1 in ever 100.000 peoples fingerprint is unique, but not if every fingerprint is unique