Why 'The Ocean' Sucks | Smartypants Presentation

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[merrynchristian]

the "you drove me here, we carpooled" section was 10/10.

[brothertaddeus]

Bones are sand. Sand is bones. WHALES EAT THE BONES INTO SAND!!

[profxlo]

The Q&A portion devolving into "how did I get here?" was brilliant

[sallysugar]

7:32 there is actually an animal called zombie worms that eat the bones of whales that fall to the bottom of the ocean by burrowing into them. so worse than what zach thought

[pineapplefrostyfruits]

As someone who lived by the ocean and is obsessed with the ocean: Everything about this was absolutely 100% correct, except for one thing: It's not the whales that eat the bones into sand. It's worse than whales, it's worms. Bone-worms in the ocean eat all the bones (including whale bones) and the worms eat the bones into sand. So it's WORSE-

[onetrickgirl]

This video made me laugh 100 million times per period of time.

[chixenlegjo]

I can’t believe this only got 10 views after an entire period of time.

[Amber-_-Shull]

Sand is bones
Bones is sand
The whales eat the bones into sand

[ewyeth]

the term 'the enthralled' is an extremely compelling horror premise, its telling you gave it to dolphins who are in fact the greatest horrors we have

[biofoot]

Katie is ride or die for literally any cause

[d_]

Why did he make merch and not make a single “sand is bones” tshirt? I would’ve worn that

[fugyfruit]

Out of all of the presentations this one is probably in my top 5 sometimes I'd rewatch the episode just for this one.

[matthewnesci]

0:52 this is incorrect. The Roman emperor Caligula declared war on the ocean and after a brief skirmish declared victory.

[nwkborn]

Patrick drawing the line at sand being bone shit killed me

[caratsomnia]

7:56 Katie having a whole ass epiphany while Patrick is in full denial at "bones is sand, sand is bones"🤣

[kazukishinomiya]

Per period of time is my new favourite metric

[TehCoasca]

This was probably my favorite presentation the whole season

[kainevins]

1:17 I remember seeing on Tumblr how sad it is that Zach Reino and Raphael Chestang are on opposite ends of a war (pro moon vs anti-moon)

[CurlyXpress]

Was already a fan. Clips of this particular crazy rant was what convinced me to pay for the subscription
SAND IS BONES BONES ARE SAND

[A_T]

I love how tickled Jacob is by this presentation right off the bat.