Best HFY Reddit Stories: We Don't Like The Quiet (r/HFY)

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[jkbscopes]

honestly exactly how we would react
"shh stay quiet"
"NAH FUCK THAT SHIT LETS BUILD SOME WAR FLEETS!"

[whatsagoodusername]

"Shhh, be quiet"
(humans, after converting the planet into a megaphone): "WHAT?"

[Sanquinity]

Alien predators: "Anything we find, we hunt down and kill!"
Humans: "Oh yea? Well anything that hunts us, we kill! Only harder!"

[aaron]

Human's do like the quiet we just don't like being told to be quiet.

[zacharyhawley]

There's something hilarious about the dark forest theory being true... And then humanity promptly just cuts down the dark forest.

[marclytle]

Yes, the Humans beat up the space karens and kicked out the HOA.

[chunkysweirdtoaster]

Humanity just murdered the landlord so they could blast music in their apartment

[FedralBI]

Aliens: You have to be quiet.

Humans: You're not the boss of me!

[zerumsum]

Aliens: There's something out there killing anything it detects. They are hiding everywhere.

Humans: *flight of the valkaries starts playing*

[Dvious]

Aliens: Please be silent, humans. The things in the void are listening...

Humanity: THIS QUIET OFFENDS SLAANESH! THINGS SHALL GET LOUD NOW!

[attila]

Meanwhile in another universe both the Sol and Alpha Centauri systems got squished to the 2nd dimension.

[toob]

"Humans speak LOUD! And we carry a BIGGER stick! And we use it, too!"

[kdrapertrucker]

"we're not gonna take it" by twisted sister played across the cosmos for 15 years.

[colinmasterson]

3:03 The story: “And there they stood, two titans clashing in the void while the very fabric of the galaxy bent under the pressure of the battle.”

Me: “Dreadnought by sabaton *INTENSIFIES!* “

[Heidao]

The true plot of Gurren Lagann, Mankind vs the Anti-Spiral

[rainfyre]

Everyone hid.
Whilst we hid we built weapons and watched silently

[scotteggert]

Humanity: Hey is anyone out there? We just want to be friends!
Xeno's: SHHH! They will hear you and kill all of you. So please be quiet. We want to save you.
500 years later;
Humanity: HEY ASSHOLES COME AND PICK ON SOMEONE YOUR OWN SIZE YOU F#CKING COWARDS!
Void Monsters start to move toward Humanity. Surprise, Surprise, Suprise, Humanity moves out to meet the Void Monsters.
15 years later; Humanity wins.
Humanity: We don't like being quiet and well; THE DREADNUGHTS DREAD NOTHING AT ALL!
Xeno's: What now?
Humanity: BLOCK PARTY!

[Athus]

Aliens: Be quiet, or the things in the void will come and kill all of you....
Humans: *incoherent screaming
The things in the void: kill
Also humans:* incoherent screaming, now with insane planet shattering violence
Also also humans: hey they are all dead now, yall wanna meet for lunch?

[AFancyApe]

Burned down the forest, now making a walmart

[galbert]

When humanity solos the A Quiet Place version of the Reapers.