Is Steven Seagal Trash?

Yes I believe he is. Steven Seagal may be one of the most insane people on the planet.

[ginachu]

As a louisianian, i was 5 during katrina. I personally witnessed the waters about to rise and flood my house but steven segal karate chopped the water away and flew off on a flying gator

[bmjv]

Every guy had a friend like Steven when they were 12. Telling wild stories about how they were kung fu masters, had traveled to China, and were personal friends with Bruce Lee. Now in adulthood, Steven still expects us to believe those same stories.

[Boreasnorm]

Steven seagal is the pinnacle of “fake it until you make it”

[miked]

Dude is the OG meme. Back in high school we would get super baked, put on his movies and laugh our asses off. That running style lives in infamy.

[MusiciansRule]

Steven Segal is not only trash, he's a compulsive liar and he takes himself far too seriously. It's great unintentional comedy because believe me, when he tries to be funny, it falls flatter than club soda. His SNL appearance was the worst of all time until Elon went on there and even that's debatable.

[caodesignworks]

Segal is one of those people who should have retired in the 90's. Every time he shows up, he just looks tired

[Kalikinsribbit]

"That right arm's ready to choke you out mid-run!" 😂 truer words have never been spoken.

[justjay]

Everyone thought he was just acting in his movies... but no they were pretty much documentaries of his day to day life👀😂

[gretahunt]

My dad was a big fan of Seagal, (who I used to call Seagull as I thought that was his real name). My dad was an SAS soldier and after he retired from the military he dug up land mines. Any time the topic of Steven Seagal came up, I was always like ‘but Dad you’re the actual real deal, Seagull is just pretending to be you!’. He would just laugh.

[TechnoGhosty]

steven seagal is how i imagine that one friend in the group who is constantly busy but wont tell you what theyre busy with, just doing every possible thing they can

[ArchangelSteve]

Seagal is what happens when you make pure narcissism into a movie star.

[KariBaj]

Steven Segal has done more things out of his prime than in 😂

[ZelosWRLDofficial]

WTF! Your just touched the surface with this whole Steven Seagal scandal! More more more. 10mins isn’t enough for Steve! He needs that spot light 😂

[CasuallyNERDSTube]

Chuck Norris could bench press Steven Seagal's entire career with his pinkie.. while playing the piano.. in handcuffs

[jamesburchill]

Steve isn't trash. He's the dump in which all trash is deposited.

[wolfh]

Imagine it. Steven Segal vs Big Ed, with Ken and Dane as the commentators.

[hellschatt]

Dude the first time I read steven seagals (German) wikipedia page I was laughing for half an hour non-stop. There is nothing he has not done. Movie star, friend of Putin and Lukashenko, doing a song in a fake Jamaican accent and doing live country music concerts, having 3 citizenships (Russian, Serbian, and U.S.), being an apparently fake/bad Aikido master who lived in Japan and taught 5 different martial arts there in his own martial arts school, going back to the U.S. to become a sheriff in Louisiana, being an active environmentalist and buddhist, actively helping Elephant trafficking in Thailand and Africa and getting an award from PETA while stopping his carrier as a sherrif to avoid charges against human trafficking and rape, trying to help Russian Lobbyists to export forbidden weapons from Russia to the USA, leading American Republicans to some ex-hostage-taking place in Russia, having 5 different wifes with multiple children with each of them (Japanese, U.S., etc.) with the latest being Mongolian (you can find pictrues of him and his wife in traditional Mongolian clothing), being considered a reincarnation of some dude by a Tibetian Lama. Oh, and of course he's an actor.

I can't believe a person like this even exists. He's the definition of entropy and chaos. I probably haven't even listed half of whatever else he has done in his weird life. It's all over the place.

[MrEarlybird]

If an "everything bagel" was a person 🤣

[Alfiy_Wolf]

I met him once at an aikido (bullshido) event and he was an complete butt hole, he acted like he was the god of the universe and he left after little girl who did judo flipped him

[trup]

We need to see Dr. Phil’s Knife Hands vs. Steven Seagal’s Pinky