How To Fall Off A Cruise Ship

[pieterhofkens]

1:32 He says that "child" with so much tension and hope, like he's begging for it

[aliafeet]

After some research, I must tell you to not let this drama distract you from the fact OffendingEverybody was actually on a Taylor Swift themed cruise ship

[DPK]

"Finally, I take control" has to be one of the hardest final words I've heard in a while.

[zakthaking-reme]

Shark: just eats you
Dolphin: p.diddy

[thegentleman-xu]

5:55 the guys reaction, if not kinda sociopathic, was pretty reasonable all things considered!
think about it, its an old lady, jumping off a ship taller than the lady liberty statue, in cold, pitch black water at night, while sharks are out. i would be shocked if the impact into the water alone did not kill her, or at least instantly knocked her out.

[Thatguyyouknow]

"Delete my search history" relatable

[BenEntertainment]

“SWALLOW ME MOBEY”

Famous last words🤣🤣🤣

[ryanwight]

“Don’t sell my Warhammer 40K minis”
Is what I’d scream if I off a cruise ship

[nightfall]

idk whats crazier, the fact that steve got to experience something this amazing or the fact that steve was on a TAYLOR SWIFT CRUISE. yeah, the cruise he was on was apparently taylor swift themed 😭😭

[mariatukoroma]

OffendingEveryone is the only guy I know who can make a video about mfs falling off of a cruise ship interesting

[SkeletonLeiutenant]

2:41 this is much worse when you consider the PSI from a dolphin finishing is enough to break your ribs

[Dr_Brown_Bro]

I bought one of your shirts, and now everyone is telling me how offended they are about it. To which I reply. "Yes." You, sir, are a God.

[TheKirboestoneofall]

Falling of cruise ships is definitely pt2 of irrational childhood fears and pt1 is quicksand

[Somecrazything-nd]

Man, mans feeding the ocean, what a guy 🫡

[Borexz]

I feel like OffendingEverybody is like that cool uncle that you like hanging out with but lets you get away with too much that your parents wouldn't allow you

[butterlord-nqei]

They reason why they didn’t really try is because the surface tension of the water falling from that height would kill you but if it didn’t you would definitely have broken bones and you would end up drowning due to being unable to swim

[agenerallies]

Just got home from school sat down saw a offending everybody video knew it was a good day

[spicymint.]

5:50 this dude is WAY too chill and ignorant for his own good lmao

[leesachs]

Got two things to say

1st good on you for the dedication to reading your comments, for example two comments ago you replied within an hour 13 days after you posted the video.

2nd she could’ve lived. I’m working on getting my EMT training right now and the human body is wild 200 ft into water is nothing compared to some other falls. Definitely what killed her is hitting that life boat likely would cause a concussion which is a straight death sentence. But it is still more likely then you think for them to find her in time.

[JanSheeesj]

Straight to the point, great tutorial