Some Music Has The Dumbest Lyrics. Dry Bar Comedy

Some music has the dumbest lyrics and the comedians of Dry Bar Comedy have definitely taken notice. In this Dry Bar Comedy compilation all about stupid song lyrics the Dry Bar Comedy comedians discuss some the dumbest song lyrics they have ever heard, or maybe misheard. Whether you're someone who never listens to lyrics, or you're someone who loves the lyrics to song this Dry Bar Comedy compilation is sure to keep you laughing from start to finish.

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[chrisjaybecker]

My favorite misheard lyrics include Johnny Rivers, "Secret Asian Man" and the Creedence classic, "There's a bathroom... on the right."

[RCGshakenbake]

Seeing Kevin Farley up there sends chills up my spine. He looks just like his brother. RIP Chris.

[DorothyTurner-yosz]

I was visiting my daughter in Utah when the hokey-pokey lyricist passed away. There was a Mormon church across the street. I was sitting on the porch reading, enjoying the day when my two dozen identical vehicles pulled into the parking lot
Out of each vehicle came six people, all boys from one half, all girls from the other, they all stood quietly for a few moments and then out of the church building came the hokey-pokey song over a loudspeaker
They all danced the hokey-pokey, bowed to each other afterwards, went to their respective vehicles, got in them and drove off.
I wish I’d had my phone with me and could’ve recorded that. It was kind of mind blowing.

[huasaurbana]

"Life is old there, older than the trees, younger than the mountains.... Growing Like A Weed"... I loved this video thank you for sharing

[michaelthomas]

I used to embarrass my daughter when she was around 14. I had a two hour commute so I used to memorize some of her music. When her GF's were in the car, I would sing along to the Spice Girls and watch her and her friends expressions...lol

[KRAFTWERKK]

Missheard Lyrics are the greatest thing Pop Music is giving us. In Germany we are often referring to those type of songs as "Agathe Bauer" songs, which has its origin to that Snap! song "the Power" from 1989 where you always hear that shout "I GOT THE POWA!" but someone somewhere heard the name"Agathe Bauer!" instead. And so the whole thing basically became the name for a genre of missheard lyrics. I even recall someone mentioning he heard in Pink Floyd's "Another Brick In The Wall pt.2" the line "the dogs are handsome in the classroom" instead of "no dark sarcasm in the classroom".

[mikeychrisanthus]

2:32
That “every song from 1950” bit made me think of way more examples than I was expecting.

[rustyaxelrod]

I had a buddy who thought “two tickets to paradise” was “two chickens to paralyze”. Love Eddie’s music but I never heard that song the same again!

[TexasLadyS]

When I was a teen in the early 80’s, my grandmother loved my music! Mostly The Bee Gees were her favorites. Every time I played their music she would get up and dance!

[NoName-fxzi]

My wife thought "I Got My Mind Set On You" by George Harrison said "Back Up, I Might Sit On You." 🤔

[glasswingbutterfly]

From a similar site about hard to hear lyrics, someone wrote that growing up, he always thought Billy Joel's song, "We didn't start the fire. It was always burning since the world's been turning." was actually "We didn't start the fire. It was always burning, said the worst attorney." That one hit my funny bone and I couldn't stop laughing. That would be an awful defense against an arson charge.

[flucheaux]

“I’ll get over you, I know I will. I’ll pretend my shit’s not stinkin’…”🎶
25 yrs later I realized they were saying “ship’s not sinking”. 🙄

[richardwarren]

Hearing your five-year-old daughter in the back seat jamming to Aretha singing "we going riding on the freeway of love in a pink-eye-hat."😂

[jimthar]

An old friend of mine used to sing the lyrics to "We got the beat" by the Go-Go's as "We got big feet" and I, and now you, will never hear it the same again. You're welcome.

[lencranston]

20:25 Absolutely the nicest Figured Maple guitar top I've ever seen on video !! "I can see clearly now, Lorraine is gone" cracked me up ! Thank you, Guitar Man, Jason Love.

[bhornannawindeedeigh]

"Those aren't lyrics - you're reading out of a Sears Catalog at this point." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍🏾

[globetrekker]

* Guy breaks up with his girl * : “I can see clearly now. Lorraine is gone.”🎶

* Same guy, regretful, years later *: “I wanna know, have you ever seen Lorraine?” 🎶

[DarttheLegend]

12:35- that is the best and funniest Michael McDonald impression I've ever seen.

[ProgrammedForDamage]

The first time my brother heard Bill Wither's 'Ain't No Sunshine' was in the car with my parents. My dad switch the radio channel right in the middle of the "I know, I know" part and my brother said, "Aww I wanted to hear what he knew!"

[hailz]

“And he says- SHE GOT A BIG BOOTY, so I call her BIG BOOTY..”😂😂