JASON VOORHEES - 'EVERY LIFE I TAKE...' (EVERY BREATH YOU TAKE PARODY)

SPECIAL THANKS TO OUR $15 AND $25 TIER PATRONS: KELS, VERONICA TARLING, DRAGON, JOE OROSZ, PRISCILLA BARCELO, RICKY HORNER, IVAN, OOMAFAN, SAMANTHA DUNN, LEADINGTIE9, LUCAS FITCHETT, DEBBII, LULLABYMURDER, LEANNE, DITTO, KARMA_GUGADDA, NICHOLAS THOMAS, ALEXANDER RODRIGUEZ, TERMITE, JENNIFER CURACCIOLA, DANNY RANTS AND REVIEWS, JESSICA_THEJEDI, CHIDRAGON, HEATHER BUFF, MATTHEW FLOWERS, AWARDCRAZED, SICKO, ANNA FORD, AND TOKIWAR! ALSO, THANK YOU TO ALL OTHER PATRONS AND IF ANYONE WAS MISSED PLEASE LET US KNOW!

FILMED AND EDITED BY THE MERKINS. WRITTEN BY MATT HELMICK.

VOCALS BY NATE VAILL.

JASON VOORHEES AND BASS PLAYED BY BRANT NOVAK.

PAMELA VOORHEES SILICONE MASK BY DAVID MONEREAU OF REDNECK SLASHER STUDIOS.

CAMP CRYSTAL LAKE SIGN BY RICHARD HAMMER OF PLOT 13 PRODUCTIONS.

[denisejdj]

This is why he never talked. He knew how powerful his voice was. I mean who knew that drowning would create a vocal monster. God bless😔🙃

[monstercdog]

All these years Jason never talked. He was saving his beautiful voice for us in 2019

[vinayak]

Fun fact: the real version of this song *EVERY BREATH YOU TAKE* is all about stalking a loved one and the best stalking song ever written 😅😅

[williambell]

You don’t appreciate just how creepy the original is until you hear this and notice that it is less creepy.

[smpiano]

When your intention is to make a parody but actually end up making a good cover in the process.

[Ari-obnj]

Them: So, what music do you like?

Me: *thinks of The Merkins*
It's... a little hard to explain...

[SaltyPug]

Everyone gonna ignore the fact that Jason’s mom was playing the drums....

[TheSpuck]

Plot twist: These were the original lyrics Sting wrote. Studio executives ask him to tone it down.

[seandupuis]

Stalking is when two people take a long romantic walk together, but only one of them is aware of it. 😂

[ImAFatNerd]

Me: His mama would be proud.

Drummer: I am.

[lionelhutz]

Jason's upcoming single: 'I killed a girl and I liked it'

Godt damn! 4.6k likes? You Youtubians are too kind...but srsly tho give me more 😜 lol

[Garanon]

The fact that Jason's singing voice is so smooth here is just perfect.

[lokilaufeyson]

When killing people doesn't pay the bills anymore, you can still be a superstar.

[Alexandra-rbju]

Finally! Someone who actually understands that this is a song about stalking and not a love song.

[SpiritualJD]

All jokes on this aside this guy really does have an amazing voice.

[DistractedDingo]

For a guy who doesn’t speak he sings really well.

[eduardobittencourt]

Slashstreet Boys should release a christmas song in december

[engelsseele]

This song still sounds less stalker-ish than the original.

[danielnall]

God damn someone give this guy a record contract already. He has some serious talent

[claudellejulien]

Jokes apart, the dude who sings this parody has a killer voice.

Ehehehe... Killer voice... Get it?

Ok I'll be on my way now. Bye.