George Tells The Beached Whale Story | The Marine Biologist | Seinfeld

"The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup at a deli."

From Seinfeld Season 5 Episode 13, 'The Marine Biologist': George starts dating a college friend who, thanks to Jerry, thinks George is now a marine biologist. Elaine's electronic organizer injures a person after being launched from a limo by a Russian novelist. Kramer decides to golf on the beach.

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Seinfeld stars Jerry Seinfeld as a stand-up comedian whose life in New York City is made even more chaotic by his quirky group of friends who join him in wrestling with life's most perplexing, yet often trivial questions. Often described as "a show about nothing," Seinfeld mines the humor in life's mundane situations like waiting in line, searching for a lost item, or the trials and tribulations of dating. Co-starring are Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Jerry's ex-girlfriend and current platonic pal, Elaine Benes; Jason Alexander as George Costanza, Jerry's neurotic hard-luck best friend; and Michael Richards as Jerry's eccentric neighbor, Kramer.

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George Tells The Beached Whale Story | The Marine Biologist | Seinfeld

[bigfanofdong]

Only George Costanza would have the luck to pretend he's a marine biologist, just for someone to specifically ask "is anyone here a marine biologist?"

[ubermod]

Seriously Jason Alexander so should have won an Emmy that season: The Marine Biologist, The Opposite, The Conversion. He was at his peak George.

[TheElecPlay]

Fun Fact: According to Jason Alexander, the monologue was actually an alternate ending to the episode. The initial test screening of The Marine Biologist ended with George walking into the sea, but the Seinfeld crew didn't find the ending funny. Larry David wrote the monologue and Jason memorized it in ten minutes. It was done entirely in one take.

[eaglerabbit]

"As if sensing my presence, he let out a great bellow, I said easy big fella!". Julia almost broke character haha.

[josemaria]

One of the greatest speeches ever put on film. I get genuinely excited every time

[Thomas_Donofrio]

The little yell from the audience member when he reveals the golf ball gets me every time 😂😂🤣🤣

[FomorViceroy]

Jason Alexander memorized this three-page monologue in an hour. Jerry is on record stating that the look on his face throughout the entire monologue is that he cannot believe Jason was word-perfect.

[Adventuresandaquariums]

"At that moment, I was a Marine Biologist." That is one of the best lines from the show.

[FokkerAce]

Jason Alexander’s facial affirmation to Kramer’s question “Is that a Titleist” is JUST perfect! Also, Michael Richard did a great job delaying and letting the audience laugh through the golf ball revel before asking it.

[animelvr]

THE beauty of George is that he will see a lie thru to the end. And sometimes it works

[willstuart]

I always laugh at the ..." is there a Marine Biologist ".. line😂🤣🤣
It's so far fetched ...yet perfectly hilarious, love this show. My All time favorite. ☝️

[deepee]

When I first saw this, I thought this was one of the greatest comedic stories and delivery ever told on TV

In STILL IS!

[Labelup]

Who else is here after Jerry Seinfeld was on the Rich Eisen Show?

[clemente]

"Is anyone here a marine biologist??" 😂

[jrporter]

"The sea was angry that day... Like an old man returning soup in a deli" 😂

[michaelrafales]

Jason Alexander deserves some kind of award for this. Just incredible

[ignaciogodoy]

This scene is an Emmy winner for George, is a long overdue

[Rellbronjames]

Why couldn't you make me an architect? You know i always wanted to pretend i was an architect 🤣🤣🤣

[usurumarthi]

George's walk into the ocean is just so funny

[jordanjongema]

“You got me in the Galápagos Islands with the turtles! I don’t even know where the hell I am!!!” LMAO