5 Superpowers You Don't Want

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[Karnith]

Perfect memory... Pros: you remember everything... Cons: you remember EVERYTHING!

[cfsomio]

Brian’s dream superpower: hand injury immunity

[davidmurphy]

I have nerve damage in my left leg. At one point there was zero feeling except pain. I stepped on a tack and it stuck to the bottom of my foot. I didn't know that had happened till sometime later and I saw a small blood trail around the house. Thinking it was one of my dogs I cleaned and cleaned till the tack got caught on the rug and almost tripped me. It pulled the tack out and I had a nice hole in my heel down to the bone. Absolutely horrible thing to have

[timtheturtle]

Having no fear makes you go bald? So it wasn't the 100 push-ups, sit-ups and 10 k run?

[stephenburley]

My fiance actually has a superpower that could easily have made it on to this list. She has sound-colour synesthesia.
She attributes having perfect pitch to this, and if she's tired when she's composing, she'll often ask me questions like "what's the green key called" (for the record, the green key is G Major).
Sounds awesome, until you hit some of the more abstract concepts. When she can't listen to a song because "it sounds like drowning", for example. Or when she's talking to a mechanic, and can't describe the sound her engine's making, because, to her, it's just a yellow sound (if your engine sounds yellow, take it straight to the mechanic, by the way, 'cause it's serious). You can make her feel anxious by showing her a "noisy colour".

[kp]

You guys should know theres a DC Character thats a literal Street.
"Danny the Street"
He is literally just a street.

[tzisorey]

"Hoe many concussions do you have?" "Only one that I remember"

[unclefilthy]

I think we need a "FART CITY, MAN" shirt with Jason doing the hand motions on it

[hunterv]

I really want the superpower to erase my own memories
9 times out of ten, it would suck
But I could erase my memories of all the modern rogue episodes and get to watch them all over again

[johnblack]

12:35. “That’s my secret cap, I’m always afraid”. ~Brian Brushwood (2019 - colorized)

[tbladesmith]

I have hyper mobility. I’m prone to sprains as a result

[Terrakinetic]

First thought after reading the title: "The power to pee thumbtacks."

Don't know why that was my first thought, but that's what popped up.

[mollymauktealeaf]

Real diseases with real downsides. But a lot of issues still appear even if you get a power with nothing else
The issue with most traditional super powers is that you need a set for them to be functional.

Super strength needs some kind of boost to durability or your bones will break when you try to do almost any feat of super human strength.
Super speed gives a similar problem as well as friction.
Wolverine's claws are going to get you infected without a healing factor, especially if you get them coated in toxic metal.


*A* super power is almost never a good time.

[ilikegamestoo]

Who had whiskey last night?
Me...
**Turns into a wheel and rolls towards you**
I can smell it in your

[nytelyght]

Can you guys do this more often please. Just videos where you get a ability/situation/anything else you can have or be in and say how long youd want to have or be in it. For example you could ask how long you'd want to be in the matrix

Edit:thx for the likes i just hope they see this

[seanhampson]

I have extra sensitive ears, but it only happened because of a hearing disorder called Misophonia, so certain sounds make me enraged and I go into a fight or flight response. Great hearing, bad sounds.

[zero_gravity]

My sister has the first one. She just got a feeding tube put in yesterday. Also, it doesn’t “attack” those things, those are various variations of EDS.

[vnceigz]

(1:58 - Tooms returned at the end of the season in episode 21"Tooms".)

People with CIPA (congenital insensitivity to pain with anhidrosis) not only have to be constantly vigilant of damage since they don't have the alarm of pain, but also can't sweat, so they're also in danger of dying from overheating. :-\

[imnotstephen]

“Modern Rogue” aka - the most badass nerds on YouTube.

[MCNinjaDJ]

lol I love how Four Arm and Speedball are literally just Four Arms and Cannonbolt from Ben 10... and yet in Ben 10 they're actually cool