Human Child, The Best Pet? Nope!

Children are wonderful little creatures. They are cute, intelligent, and can be a lot of fun. But are you ready to have one of your own? Do you really know what you are in for? To help you figure this out, Clint analyzes the human child to help you determine if a human child is the best pet for you. Maybe you should just get an ackie...

#clintsreptiles #mothersday #children

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Clint is a professional biologist and educator, but above all, Clint LOVES reptiles and he loves to share that love with everyone he meets. Whether you're lover or a hater of reptiles, you can't help but get excited with Clint!
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[dirtiago]

This is probably the best video in the entire internet, no lies at all.. flawless!

[danielhergert]

60 years from now Clint's kids are going to make a revenge video about taking care of your elderly parents.

[sirsaboteur]

Worst of all, eventually all owners release them into the wild when they get too big.

[Michael-esdt]

I was considering a human child, but after this video I've decided on a king cobra. Thanks Clint!

[muffinbutton]

I love how a king cobra rates higher as a pet than a human.

[immortalhamster]

I think the reason they are so popular is because of how unlikely it is for them to drop their tails.

[TheDerpyMummy]

Somewhere in the galaxy, an alien is watching this and taking this seriously.

[standbehindtom]

You forgot to mention that at certain points in their life cycle, they will demand to be released back to the wild, with most occasionally coming back for food and cleaning.

[NavyMax]

Showed this to my 13 year old daughter and she said "So does this mean we get another lizard?"

[DrewPicklesTheDark]

As a lizard person from inner Earth, I found this video to be extremely useful for picking out my next pet, now I know to avoid human children when pet shopping.

[errinwellman]

THE CULTURALLY APPROPRIATE WAY TO KEEP THEM IS TO FREE RANGE THEM. I died

[disgruntledherper]

I got to say you're making a pretty good case to own a rattlesnake at this point.

[preacherplays]

As a 30+ year keeper of humans I consider myself a moderate expert. I concur wholeheartedly with the contents of this video. Extremely difficult, but totally worth it. The best part is when your kept humans have matured, married, and begin to keep their own humans. My goodness. The second generation of humans are so much easier - you can even send them home!

[andrearepetto]

"the culturally appropriate way to keep them is free-ranging them, as opposed to keeping them in an enclosure" 🤣🤣🤣
This is one of my favorite videos on this channel, followed closely by the jumping spider video ❤

[mackerelle]

The zooming in on their faces like with the other animals get me every time! 😂

[blakebabcock]

“Hey kids, can you sit on this table for twenty minutes while I make fun of you and call you my pets, Kay?”

[sthui]

"It always throws me off when I see people looking for a baby monitor, because i was like 'you should probably get an ackie'."
-Clint, 2020

[MaddieSmith]

This is so funny hahah! Your pet children seem very well behaved, you must have them well trained!

[mattchumley]

(Shakes head) Endotherms, man.

I have a young human child. Bred her myself, but props to those that rescue (I was a rescue). ❤
Score is accurate, but she is amazing.

[pWin]

Upfront costs: very high
Long term costs: astronomically high