How to summon a real succubus

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Tutorial on how to summon a succubus

items needed:
-chalk
-enough open space to lay down spread out plus a little more
-protective talisman (3 or 5) (same number as candles)
-candles (3 or 5) (same number as talisman)
-matches for candles
-herbs (crushed)

*notes*
The payoff for summoning a succubus is not worth it, summoning may result in need of seeking professional help.
Make sure the number of talisman and candles used in this are the same quantity.
Succubi tend to manifest naked and come in all genders.

I am not responsible for anything that may happen, not even success it's all you. And lastly, just don't do it guy, its not worth it.
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"...cuz its too much work and i have to clen it up and shit."

I like this guy already XD

CaiOtee
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"Electronics don't work"

Me: *instantly imagines a demon saying "fuck yo electronic shit"*

dragonvenom
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i keep summoning lady gaga! now i cant get her to stop singing, "Poker Face" i need some tech support or something! She's driving me nuts
😨

GodBlessHipHop
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Used wrong talisman summoned Michael Jackson instead

haroldfernandez
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Instructions not clear enough, summoned Lucifer instead and now my city is burning in mad flames because of it.

Disliked.

SuperThunderPanda
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Instruction unclear
I summon an attack chopper instead

donaldbiden
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I think I summoned the wrong demon, hes shaped like a triangle and has one eye

kennethwardingley
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Damn my mom would be pissed if she caught me doing this

redreigns
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i bet this dude sits at home now just laughing about all the people who believe this would work

wingedassassin
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"youre gonna need 5 protective talismans, things that really mean alot to you, "




*pulls out bong and lighter*

xxx_pussyslayer_xxx_dan
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who the hell has a black marbal floor?? didn't realize you had to be a king to summon a succubus lmao.

Whoareyoucalling
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The Loch Ness monster asked me for three-fithy

Mr.Floyd
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7:38 this statement is incorrect Succubi only come in female form, the male form is called an incubus.

hornm
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if you don't have chalk or a candle you can replace them with salt and flash lights. one circle for the main and one around you which will separate you between the succubus which actually works better than herbs.

AdamTheGame
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game boy didnt work but the 3DS did. XD

alphaparticle
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How my friends get girlfriends: *Dates a girl they met*
How I get girlfriends:

idrinkrawmilk
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4:36 is that ur succubus fucking screeching in da back😂🤝gg

Legend-bifx
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"You need candles"


*ragequiting video*

arizuokusawa
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tips : If you draw the stickman in the middle it doesn't work

theyoungkarrot
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You dont need professional help to close the ritual for someone with experience say this ” I thank you daughter of Lilith for coming to me. I welcome you into my life and into my dreams and ask all other spirits, demons and entities who have been attracted to my ritual to be gone and leave in peace.”

forthemotherland