Family Guy - Bar Mitzvah

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Excerpt from Family Guy, episode 1803

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America when you turn 18: Today you are a man
Me: Can I drink?
America: No!
Me: Can I smoke?
America: No!
Me: Can I buy a gun at WalMart?
America: No!
Me: Can I get drafted to fight in a war?
America: YES!

LotteYanson

I can’t stop laughing at the absurdity of this 😂😂😂

keatonsafar

This just proves that Family Guy is better as a skit show better than a narrative driven show.

cobaltprime

This is one of the funniest cutaways family guy has done in recent years.

christmasebes

On my bar mitzvah i didn't feel up a girl taller than me, i kissed a girl taller and one year older than me

SlenderPhantom

When I was 13 years old, I wanted to be Jewish because of this.

marvinthemaniac

Soviet Soldier to Commisar during WW2:

"Can we surrender?"
"Nyet"
"Can we bring assistance to the Poland?"
"Nyet"
"Can we go to the Gulag?"
"Nyet"
"...Can we invade Germany"
*"URAH"*

axostierIV

“Have a bar mitzvah” a parody of “hava Nagila” this was rather funny

kyotosinfinity

I never got one because my dad was too cheap. Ironic.

rexjolles

This was what happened at my Bar Mitzvah too, minus the feeling up a girl. 😂😂😂

davidnissim

As Jewish, this would be true asf.
If I had money, sure...

rogerroger

I love how catchy and funny the song is.

andrewmartin

Not jewish, but I really wish I had someome to play the Dreidel game with right now.

krsynx

Here in Italy when you turn 14:

"Can I drink?"
"No"

"Can I smoke?"
"No"

"Can I vote?"
"No"

"Can I drive?"
"Only a scooter below 50cc"

"Can I have sex?"
"Yes."

Edit: Discord mods, stay away from my country!!!

la-zrider