Undyne Knows How To Flirt

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Here's the script in case you feel like hitting your crush with this magnificent monologue. They will fall for you in no time guaranteed!

"Hey [name]! You sure seem sweet. What’s a girl like you up to these days? You know, like how you doin? Hopfully your havin a great time. You know, like livin life to the fullest. Amiright?? Anyway get back at this lil fish if you feel like shooting the talky talky. Amirighr or amirigjt baby!! ?? Well totes magotes baby chilli flake. Sizzlin spitter and sputter and spicy and spatter. Anyways baby. Totes magotes messege baby chilli flake.. lates magnates"

Script shamelessly stolen from this post.

I realized it would be hilarious if Undyne actually flirted like that. We know she writes passionate romantic letters, but how would she sound like if she improvised? This is exactly how.
And of course Alphys would still fall for her no matter how cheesy Undyne gets! That´s true love

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Also here's the full picture of undyne's card.

[AndroidluvsMC]

and then 2 minutes after Undyne is like "what did I do."

[itspronounceddie]

Bratty and Catty are just... standing there.

[TheMasonGamer]

*Based on a true Tumblr story*
“Yeah that sounds about right”

[alanderful]

Alphys: Hows the most beautiful monster in the underground doing?
Undyne: *doesnt look up from anime*
Undyne: I don't know. How are you doing?
Alphys: *voicecrack* I'm fine.

[unnamedaxolotl]

Did you guys see the poster on Alphys' wall?

"Mettatits."

[moonarrow]

Undyne : **Doing her own version of Sans's 'buddy chum pal friend amigo' thing.*

Catty & Bratty : WTF? We came for anime, Alphys do you kno--

*Alphys : UNDERSTANDS COMPLETELY AND WILL CALL UP HER BRAVE FISH WAIFU*

[HawShule]

0:36 Alphys' face is the MOST ADORABLE FACE IN DA

[GaelRice]

So did anyone notice that many of the backgrounds used here were the same as some backgrounds in Fishy Love? Even though this video came out before, Fishy Love was alredy on the works so as the good lazy artist I am I grabbed some of the backgrounds from there and inserted them here. Long live lazyness

[lunaesic]

Alphys and Undyne
Sitting in a tree
K-I-S-S-I-N-G

[dontexistanymorewithin]

Frisk (Or the narrator or Chara-):
*You have taught Undyne how to flirt...

[milchmoon.]

At my school, we have a video bulletin, and I said
WHATS UP BABY CHILI FLAKES on it. I'm in so much trouble, but it was totally worth it.

[ikol]

She said, and I quote
"Anyways baby, totes magotes message baby chili flake!"
I now see what Alphys sees in her

[phoencks]

Dang, Your accent works so well for Undyne!

[deelim]

as undyne:
>you approached alphys
>act
>flirt
> alphy's stats decrased

[twotailedavenger]

that's it undyne no more cocaine for you

[ChaosAngel]

I tried reading the script out loud in the description to practice, but once I almost got to the end, I lost it! I was literally in tears I was laughing so hard! 10/10! 😂

[sylveonthefairymaster]

99%: "Mettatits"


1%: Anything else

[Koopacake]

"Undyne
123 - Fish - Tiddies"
I just about died laughing!!! XDD

[Umayrica]

_WHY DON'T YOU GO UP TO ALPHYS_
_AND SAY IN AN ANIME VOICE_
_"ALPHYS, CAN YOU HELP ME WITH A...PUZZLE?"_


*PAPYRUS! OH MY GOD, NO!!*

[DummyWhisper]

When you realize the metaton poster said metatits: