Undertale: All of Alphys's crushes

Every option in the final question of Mettaton's quiz. They're all correct... just... to varying degrees of correctness.
Poor adorable reptile girl!

[aceelle]

"Hello, theoretical person. Alphys like you. Too bad you're not real."

Why is this me

[yadayada]

Mettaton's monologue in answer to 'asgore' is freakng hilarious

[RanMouri]

"There are alternate universes out there!" Oh ho ho, Alphys pegged the Undertale fandom before it existed. Truly meta.

[Bugeyedpurpledragon]

that pissed off look alphys gives you when you choose human

[lolzadoadeido]

in other words, alphys has a crush on everyone

[mooneydraws]

alphys: * begs not to give the right answer *
me: * chooses a wrong answer *
alphys: * give me a wtf face *

[skama]

I'm shipping "dont know" and "alphys"

[dagnytheartist]

1:10 "How conceited can you get?" YOU'RE ONE TO TALK.

[virginialeachman]

It would have been hillarious if Mettaton was an answer instead of dont know XD

[kikurosai]

I love Alphy's face when you answer "The human"
She's just like

And it kills me every time

[ShinxSparks]

"There are alternate universes out there"

*Proceeds to list out every Undertale AU out there*

[Unclevertitle]

I'll admit it. I answered C my first playthrough.

[undynetheundying]

am i the only one who kinda wants to see those stories she wrote

[cosmiceggs]

Mettaton = Your best friend who teases you about your crush
Human = Friend who is not helping
Alphys = You when your friend tells everyone your crush

[MellyTheeGemini]

No wonder Alphys says to the king '' there are other fish in the sea. ""

[kashidean]

0:30 ALPHYS WRITES FANFICS
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
ALPHYS
WRITES
_fanfics_

[UltimateStarky]

Toby Fox: This character has shown romantic interests in both a male and female, making her at least bisexual-
Undertale fandom:

[snowkitten]

"There are alternate universes out there!"

Yeah, a lot. One where you're evil, one where you're Undyne, one where you're a kid, all that fun stuff.

[Ryusuta]

The good news: Alphys likes you.

The bad news: You're not real.

...What an oddly nihilistic game.

[ShadowSaberBaroxio]

PERSON, IF YOU'RE OUT THERE... HOW ABOUT GIVING US A SIGN, RIGHT NOW?

*Suddenly, a spear falls from the heavens and slices off Mettaton's hand.*