Alpha Males in the Wild #shorts

[HunnidTheTrapper]

😂😂😂 golden. Also, new here. PIN PLEASE!!!

[swaggysauce]

the yelling at “FEMINIST???” got me rolling

[greenman]

The best bit:
He can't run because his trousers won't stay up.

[elmomaterialgirl]

"Feminist? NO WAY DUDE 🏃‍♂️💨"

[KittyPower]

Hi Sheila, I know you don’t mean any harm, but the alpha males you released have started to terrorize my entire neighborhood by destroying deodorant in stores and attempting to “pick up girls” to bring to their nests. Please come quickly, I don’t know how much longer I can go with this horrible stench around.

P.S. The stench is surprisingly not from the alpha males themselves, but everyone else due to the lack of deodorant, which is far worse.

[olive-grove]

“Unless of course, they reach incel territory and become a threat to society” actual gold 🤣🤣

[SistaRose]

Kept an alpha male in captivity, one thing to know about keeping an alpha male you have to make sure the enclosure is spacious with a bunch of mirrors on all walls, to ensure the alpha male stays calm and at peace with itself. Such an amazing species.

[MajorGeneralSam]

The idea that alpha and beta males are wild animals is honestly so funny

[The_Super_NOVA]

You shoulda said "crikey, his ego is massive!"😂

[cidr-gt]

"sup" as he gets tackled to the ground 😭

[TheParadoxDestroyer]

Tag those betas, they'll lead you directly to the hidden incel colony. That would be a prize video.

Tag this comment if you want to see that video!

[TheAntiChristsPlusOne]

I had a beta in my backyard about a week ago, he was a biter so it took awhile to get him out

[melissamillien]

You know stanzi, I didn't think you could get any funnier, but you prove me wrong every single time, and I'm so glad that.

[nataliamartinez]

Lmao!!! ‘I’ve got an ice bath for you….. there we go now he knows we’re not a threat” 🤣 ❤

[noinformation]

I absolutely love her. Her comedic range is impressive.

[voidmatic]

I just love the idea of stanzi messaging random friends like "hey can you come be in a skit" and this is that lmao

[HannahJoseph-tq]

"he sees that I am no longer a threat" had me dying

[os]

So from what I can tell, the food chain is something like this:
Beta < Alpha < Feminist

[Solude]

I lost it at "Unless they reach incel territory and become a threat to society." 😂😭💀

[SleepDeprivednes]

Imagine being one of the people walking by and seeing this breakthrough in documentary history being recorded.