Kamala Harris Won Debate Against Donald Trump According to CNN Poll

Seth Meyers' live monologue from Wednesday, September 11.


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Kamala Harris Won Debate Against Donald Trump According to CNN Poll - Late Night with Seth Meyers

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[gamepapa]

After the presidential debate, a dog came up to me, big strong dog, tears running down its snout, and it said to me, "Sir, woof!" And I think about that a lot. So true. So true.

[thanos_.]

I am a viewer from Germany and I am becoming a huge fan of Seth Meyers. He is making your politics way more entertaining then they already are😄

[notenoughmonkeys]

Trump wasn’t wrong about the cats, he simply got mixed up between national events and his lunch with RFK.

[hughjorg]

In the last 10 hours, 337, 000 young Americans registered to vote for the first time by using the link provided by *TAYLOR SWIFT* . 💙 And they are all voting for KAMALA.

[DennisMoore]

Taylor "Childless Cat Lady" Swift's endorsement of VP Harris was the perfect way to finish off last night's debate. Very much the icing on an already awesome cake.

[jamesb]

An "element" of racism!? That's the whole periodic table of racism.

[mmatchinsky]

It happened after the Vietnam War, too. Immigrants from SE Asia were also accused of stealing and eating pets.

[DannyFiver-mk]

The pet eating story is straight out of 30's Germany .

[sherinameless]

And while childcare is childcare, having a concept of a childcare plan is the best kind of childcare.

[UTD]

Translation: 37% didn’t watch the debate, but lied that they did.

[avengingmime]

Advisors, pre-debate: Mr Trump, you can absolutely nail this debate. Just try to be less weird, OK? No windmill cancer, no toilets, no sharks.

Donald: Normal, I can do normal. Like the most normal anyone has ever seen, trust me. I got this.

Debate night: President Trump, how would you address the

Donald: They're eating the pets!

Advisors: F---!

[cosmothewonderdog]

I’m much more worried about RFK Jr eating my pets.

[Sora]

I know many, many people have said this already, but America? We're worried about you.

[monicaharris]

Hey Seth
Watching the debate reminded me of when you eviscerated Trump at the correspondents dinner. That I’ve-gone-to-my-safe-place stare and never looking at you. Just me?

[FutureCommentary]

I've got a blank space baby and I'll write Kamala. 🎶

[jiorts]

C'mon...it's like choosing between wonderwoman and voldemort 😂

[Opus]

Donnie & JD's fixation on cats is just plain weird... they have nothing to offer the middle class and won't protect your rights! Vote 💙

[Opinionsrnotfacts]

Unbelievably, the story about Abdul the Taliban was lower than their eating out pets story.

[tompeace]

When my pet parrot heard Trump say that in Springfield, they are eating dogs and cats, she said, "Thank God, they're not eating parrots." (You need to stop sticking with an old, demented, crime-loving sociopath. Please wake up and change.)

[peacam]

Kamala showed us last night Trump ain't nothing.
Our problem is all these folk who would knowingly continue to enable that predator.