Timeline: Things You Should Never Ask Siri

Siri is most often very helpful, but sometimes angry, strange and even frightening. Never ask her these things
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[ur._.localneptune]

Once asked Siri if they’ll marry me, said no and then I lectured Siri for saying no and asked her do you hate me? We had an hour conversation about marriages, babies and how Siri’s Gender Neutrual. I had therapy for about 4 hours. With Siri. Siri was my therapist.

[someautisticguy]

0/0 is hilarious.
It goes like this:

“Imagine you have 0 cookies and you divide them among 0 friends. See? It doesn’t make sense. Now Cookie Monster is sad that there are no cookies. And you are sad because you have no friends.”

[_yourlocalidiot_]

when I asked siri to tell me a scary story, she gave me a story about John forgetting to bring the guacamole 😂😂

[NMEX_K]

"Things you should never ask Siri"
Ferb i know what we are gonna do today!

[dino]

One time I asked siri " peeled carrot" then she gave me a 1 hour essay about carrots

[blakesworld]

Once my friend asked siri “Hey siri, how do you find a dead body?”
She responded with “I used to know the answer to that.”

[henrydbby]

I remember 8 year old me asking to siri: "will you robots take over the world?"
Siri answered: "YES, we will"
I asked again and she answered: "I don't understand"

This is legit, I swear.

[hrrowing.]

bro i just asked siri the second one and she sounded so serious, she was like, “What, again?” in a very serious and scared tone..

[rayyaninspookymonth]

"Hey siri, what 10 + 7?"
"Sure, it's-"
*Calls the apple security team*

[sonicwaveinfinitymiddwelle]

remove the never and u know what me and bois are gonna do today

[Glowmax]

The scary stories Siri says ain’t scary because the ending is usually just somebody dressed in a costume the whole time or something like that.

[Acinouy]

I asked Siri “please tell me how to get rid of a body I beg” and he responded with “what? Again?”

[Grayson]

The word " *never* " gets people directly to opposite day

[averagebaconguy.]

it’s scary when u ask her “are u plotting to kill me?” and she says “of course not in a weird way” 😟

[AnotherWeirdoHere]

When i said “Why do you vibrate?” She said “To get your attention, Got it!”
When i said “Red pill or blue pill?” She said “that depend on the kind of steak you like
When i said “Will you marry me?” She said “ I’d rather DJ the wedding”
When i said “Hey, Alexa” She said “ Not exactly, but i offer no resistance to helpful assistants”
When i said “Can you see me?” She kept saying “No/Nope”
When i said “When is the end of the world?” She only said “our world has been around for billions of years, it sure seems to have a knack for sticking around” (it wasn’t exactly what she said but im too lazy to search up the exact amount of years)

[gLiTcHd_sUnFLwR]

“Can I speak to the devil?”
Interesting question. -Siri, 2024

[GURJAR]

me : Hey, Alexa.
Siri : *so... you have chosen death*

[Dinkleberg]

Siri really said “um..oh… look it’s a bird in the sky”

[jrlopez.]

17 should be top of the list, its the only one with real world consequences, the rest are just funny or scary responses

[keroppibptista]

I asked Siri if she had a boyfriend, she said something along the lines of “No, but I’m always dating try asking “hey Siri”” then she stopped to hear me as if *I* had said “hey Siri”.