Timeline: Things You Should Never, Ever Google

Search terms you shouldn't Google unless you want to ruin your mood or your appetite.

[Coughdropaddict]

I looked up Brazilian Girls and all I saw were pictures of girls from Brazil and a band called Brazilian Girls. Am I missing something?

[Zyxl-]

Man really saying "never google" when we don't know the word "never"

[trayfr]

Aight, since I have nothing better to do, I'll review the 40 things you should not research mentioned here. I'll include a brief description, my thoughts, and a "disturbing/scary/weird" rating, 0 being average and easy to look at, 10 being atrocities beyond imagination.

UPDATE: Youtube is being funny and keeps on deleting some of the descriptions. At this point I can't really be bothered to re-post everything that the website deletes. Sorry if some entries are missing.

- 40, "Death Clock" : Based on some criterias, such as age, country, smoking and alcohol drinking, the website calculates your date of death. I don't really believe in that type of thing, but eh, maybe they are right, maybe not. 2/10

- 39, "Conspiracy theories" : JFK and Lady Diana are alive, the Earth is flat, the Moon landing never happened, some presidents are reptilian... I'd go on and on. There are tons of conspiracy theories varying in importance and realism. But those are only theories, and there is not enough proof to back up those claims almost all the time. As long as you don't become extremely paranoid, you are fine. As for me, I don't believe in any of those. 1/10

- 38, "Wet koala" : A weird image where you can see a wet koala that looks kinda angry. The disturbing factor mostly comes from its opened mouth which looks sort of creepy. I don't think it can shock people too much, but it's still kinda off-putting. It's also worth mentioning that the image is, apparently, photoshopped. 2.5/10

- 37, "Ballerina legs" : Nothing too shocking honestly. The legs just look strong. I was not shocked. I think a large majority of people could withstand the view. 1/10
P.S. : If you want something shocking with ballerinas, look up "Ballerina feet".

- 36, "Elephant disease" : Also known as lymphatic filariasis or elephantiasis. It's a very painful disease that makes limbs disfigured and can cause temporary or permanent disabilities. Most pictures show disproportionately large limbs and some extreme cases show an even more damaged skin, which may disturb some people. It did not shock me that much, as I already knew about it, but I would still advise you to be careful if you want to research the topic, as some images may be fairly disturbing. 5.5/10

- 35, "Huntsman spider" : Basically a very big spider. Its wingspan can reach 30 centimeters, or about 12 inches, mostly because of its very big legs. Not the most dangerous spider, and not the scariest to me, but can still trigger some arachnophobia. 3/10

- 34, "Pressure cooker bombs" : This is a special one. It is advised not to research it as someone had the police come to their door because of it. The content of the research itself is pretty self-explanatory and the images in themselves aren't too shocking. 1/10
UPDATE: No one came to my house and nothing unusual happened to me after doing the research.

- 33, "Botfly removal" : Botfly is a disease caused by a species of fly living in Brazil or other tropical countries. It occurs when the larva manages to enter the skin, even if it's intact. This causes a painful wound with pus to appear. It's pretty disgusting, and some extreme cases may seem very disturbing to some. I found an image that was actually fairly disgusting so, I'd advise you to be careful. 6/10

- 32, "Mouth larva" : Basically people with maggots in their mouths, behind lips or inside gums. The maggots aren't actually a direct consequence of extremely poor oral hygiene, but they are implemented here to help treat rotten tissue. The images can be a fair bit disturbing to some, and again, some extreme cases may actually shock. 6/10

- 31 : "Jiggers" : The video already explains it pretty well. It's an insect that plants eggs into the skin of a warm-blooded host, often millions of eggs. They can cause major secondary infections or even amputations if left untreated. On humans, since the jigger cannot jump very high, it mostly goes into the foot, but can also go into the hands. Most images show heavily damaged parts of the body, with a lot of holes varying in sizes. Tripophobia trigger. Pretty disgusting/disturbing to me. 6.5/10

- 30, "Insider trading in an international account" : Same as "Pressure cooker bombs", someone had the police come to their house after doing the research. I don't understand much about insider trading and such. The research in itself doesn't give any really disturbing/disgusting results. 0/10
UPDATE: No one came to my house and nothing unusual happened to me after doing the research.

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[gonak]

For anyone wondering what happens with the drug Krokodil its another term for “desmorphine” which will rot parts of your body

[buzzcube]

"[Your favorite thing] + cancer"
"Pizza cancer"
"We found that regular pizza eaters had 34% less risk of oral cavity and pharyngeal cancer, 59% less risk of esophageal cancer, and 25% less risk of colon cancer"

[foryou]

I'm a cool kid so i won't listen and google everything on this list 😎

Edit: I regret my life decisions

[quizzes]

I split screen YouTube with Google and search every item 🗿💀

[OriolesFan]

The wet koala pic looks like me when my hair is messy and I’m cranky after I get out bed, to some people it might look creepy, but to me it was pretty funny

[zecagalinho]

As a Brazilian, i have to say that "bosta" is a word used to say about any ugly thing, even poop

[sadrerman]

POV : You're scrolling through the comments to read what other people saw when searching these up because you don't want to do it yourself.

[Naufars]

The number 18 thing :

Music therapy cannot cure, treat or prevent any type of disease, including cancer. But some research shows that music therapy can help people with cancer reduce their anxiety. It might also help to improve quality of life and reduce symptoms and side effects

[johancedrickjaraya]

Urge: Do it
Brain: Don’t do it
Stomach: I’m Hungry for horror
Brain: seriouSly?
Urge: just do it
Me: *did the opposite*

[shadowplague]

Some of these were creepy, some were disgusting and some weren't.

No sleep (NSFW warning) - led me to a subreddit called no sleep. On that subreddit there was a recent post posted by a girl named Harriet, going under the pseudonym "Colorblindness". The post was titled "Home abortions are as dangerous as they sound", and basically Harriet got drugged and then r*ped by a mysterious man, got pregnant and then read the news - abortion was made illegal. I don't remember anything from the post up until the point where Harriet said that she was in her apartment, raining and foggy. There was a "nurse" and a "doctor". The "doctor" administrated a sedative, "strong enough to knock out a horse", however Harriet woke up and saw her worst nightmare - the "doctor" was ripping out something, fleshy and covered in bodily fluids. It was an organ, straight from her chest which the "doctor" had cut, like how they do it in a C-section. The "doctor" put the organ in a box filled with ice, presumably in order to make the organ last long. The "doctor" had also cut Harriet's right cornea. Harriet's mom rushed in and argued with the "doctor". The "doctor" then crushed his skull in a sink, with blood pouring down. However, there was a happy ending to this story - the "nurse" said that Harriet had lost too much blood, and then Harriet became unconscious. She then woke up in a hospital, only being able to see in her left eye. Harriet's mom was with her - she said that there was a legitimate paramedic next to her. Harriet's vitals weren't good but still good enough for living. I cried - it's so sad that girls need to be r*ped, become pregnant and then realize that they can't have an abortion. I'm still crying when writing this. What would be a fix for this? Just let abortion be legal! Look, I'm not an expert in politics, but I think girls should have the right to get rid of babies.

Huntsman spider - it's a giant spider in Australia. I saw 2 pictures of Hunstman spider nests - one of them outside and with possibly hundreds of spiders and one of them in someone's home, with maybe 10 or 20 spiders. Giant and slightly spooky.

Krokodil - I'm already familiar with it - it is a home-made opioid that causes skin near the injection site to rot and look like crocodile scales. Fun fact - krokodil is the romanized version of Russian for crocodile, hence the name. I wouldn't recommend it, not at all.

Blue waffle (NSFW warning) - just an internet phenomenon, saying that there is supposedly an STD (S*xually transmitted disease) that causes parts of g*nitals to become blue. Of couree, this is fake. Don't believe them. Not really scary for me.

Brazilian girls - literally just girls from Brazil lol. Why shouldn't you google it?

Calculus bridge - disgusting plaque on teeth that made me want to vomit. Please don't search it up.

Mouth larva - larva coming out of gum and teeth, literally sent shivers down my spine.

I'm gonna continue the list later. Have a nice day.

[locomotivetrainstation]

1:45 why is getting a show spoiled worse than getting arrested

[bunniiemelody]

Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today!

[DroidDC]

Wow thanks for the google searching idea, better googling now!

[markuschuaimissrosyth]

Let's Compare: never google these things
Almost everyone: **googles it**

[brickybutfunny]

For the people wondering, Rat king im pretty sure is when rats get their tails tangled together and theyre stuck
Edit: it's called "Rat King" because when they're tangled it looks like Jesus' spiky crown (thanks to whoever said that in the replies)

[gagehornsby]

2:22 to put it simply, a rat king is when rats have their tails tied together

[velvetpine]

i used to have a hunstman spider when i was younger. i named her Atalanta and i kept it until it layed eggs because where i caught it was where a ton of other huntsmans where under a bridge and i had to let it go and i cried :(