Pokemon: Teams These Days

Two retired Team Rocket grunts complain about all the criminal organizations that have come since their day. Made in celebration of Pokemon Sun and Moon!

Starring Lance Barnett and Paul Grubb
With Joey as Trainer
and Kyle and Ian as Team Skull grunts
"Living Forever" by JP De Ovando
Based on the Pokemon games by Nintendo

Special thanks to Fire In The Hole for letting use their location!

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[sebastianwesterlund]

"I bet you run away from Zubats"

I'm legit using that insult in the future, thx!

[pixelwanderer]

A man who doesn't run away from Zubats is a man who has mastered the arts of patience, mind, and soul.

[leongierhold]

respect to these old guys for doing this...

[seeslug]

Team Rocket: We spark fear by stealing Pokémon.
Team Yell: HAVE YOU TRIED YELLING?!?

[RtxtDriver]

For some reason I love the fact a team rocket grunt made it to retirement with only a Rattata

[hernobleness]

"When our Italian mob boss was beaten by a homeless kid"

I love this line 😂 and this dude's delivery is spot on

[gengarguy]

Just wait until these two find out about Team Yell.

[christopherfreeland]

Maxie: "We plan to expand the land mass."
Rocket Grunt: "I mean fine. Creating new land gives you something to sell."

[MobiusMundUr]

Ironically enough Team Skull and Team Rocket have the most in common with each other

[Faxanadu_]

...those older gentlemen were amazing and fit the roles perfectly o.o ..then we have Kyle and Ian being Kyle and Ian, also perfect.

[Cruptile]

rocket was actually beaten by two 10 year olds

[juderadford]

“I bet you run away from Zubats!”

Nope. Wrong. I use repels.

[electric-dinosaur-]

*Team Yell walks in with a bunch of vuvuzelas.*
Team Rocket: Ah sh**, here we go again.

[robo]

Rocket: A team of professional thieves that created a lot of genetically enhanced Pokémon
Skull: "What?" "What." "What?" "What." "What?" "What."

[wedran]

Team Rocket: "Yeah we just steal pokemon for money, pretty much just the pokemon mafia".


Every other team "THIS WORLD IS IMPERFECT!"

[adela]

To be honest, if my name was Natural Harmonia Gropius I'd go by N too.

[Teamotei]

Team Aqua creating more ocean by drawing more water from the ocean to make it rain more. Perfect plan. 10/10

[TheOmegaMan]

Two people in this world have the best dads in the universe.

[Xohadarc]

"You got any Pokemon on ya?"
"Just a Rattata -_-"

Perfection

[nopenopenopesomuchnope]

Rocket: Pokemon Mafia
Magma/Aqua: Environmentalists but more extreme
Galactic: Super Paper Mario 2.0
Plasma: PETA
NEO Plasma: ISIS
Flare: Fashion Nazis
Skull: Street Gang
Yell: MARNIE GOOD U BAD LOL