Ancient Egypt be like

Ancient Egypt is probably the only Egyptian history you ever learn

If you have a good idea for a video let me know in the comments.

Song list:
Age of Mythology Egyptian Theme
Sonic Adventure 2 Music- Pyramid Cave
Cleopatra (Total War Rome II OST)
ANKHA ZONE
Jotaro's Theme Egypt Mix - JoJo's Copyright Free Adventures To-In Egypt OST

Source: Does anyone even read this?

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#history #ancient #egypt

[expandedhistory]

The ancient Sea people have been real quiet since this dropped.

[kittenswarm]

Imagine making giant stone monuments in the desert and people give aliens all the credit lmao.

[compatriot]

Didn't know Alabama and Egypt shared so much in common when it comes to obesity and inbreeding

[Kraut_the_Parrot]

History of Holy Roman Empire be like:

>Emperor Wojahn the Withered inherits throne
>Is rejected by the nobles of the empire
>forced to travel the entire empire to individually bribe all nobles into accepting his claim
>is still rejected by nobles
>has to bribe nobles into going to war with nobles who reject him
>Nobles finally accept him, but large parts of the empire in ruins due to war
>Prepares to finally go to war to bring Christianity to heathens and rebuild the empire
>Gets bullied by wealthy free cities
>Seizes property from the church to get revenue
>gets rejected by the pope
>writes an angry letter to the pope asking to give him a break
>Pope excommunicates the Emperor
>Nobles rebel again
>Forced to spend recently build army crushing nobles
>Go on a humiliating pilgrimage of penance to Rome
>Beg Pope for forgiveness and concede territories to him
>Pope finally accepts the legitimacy of the Emperor who can now finally rule
>dies
>Emperor Chadhans succeeds to the throne.
>Doesn't care about the pope
>Makes sweet trade deal with free cities
>Uses revenue to make nobles support him
>Builds a network of trade and alliances stretching from Venice to Bordeaux
>Empire prospers under a golden age
>Pope wants more lands and excommunicates Emperor
>Emperor goes on crusade to prove his piousness and takes Jerusalem without fighting a single battle
>Pope is assblasted mad
>Returns home to live out life surrounded by concubines.
>Dies

repeat

[GenScinmore]

The Age of Mythology reference at the end brought joy

[huy-hoangnguyen]

Vietnamese history be like:
- Chad Thái Tổ ascends to the throne and starts a new dynasty
- He moves the capital to Hanoi, organizes exams to select the best bureaucrats and creates a strong army
- His son Based Thái Tông succeeds him and rules the nation wisely
- status golden age
- China invades the country with strong army
- mfw when the Vietnamese ran to the jungle and the trees started speaking Vietnamese again
- The invading army retreats due to starvation, disease, and heat
- Got ambushed at the 99th battle of Bach Đằng again
- status peace and independence
- His son Virgin Tông succeeds and is only interested in building palaces and drinking wine
- Tran dynasty pussi got me acting unwise
- The rival family captured all the power and murdered all of the nobles of the previous dynasty. Everyone then changed their surname to Nguyen to avoid persecution.
- Emperor Giga Thái Tổ ascends to the throne and starts a new dynasty
- rapete

[koldfire]

All those Age of Mythology references are so damn nostalgic

[Beriorn]

Imagine being such a chad people born 4000 years after you died will snort your ground-up body in an attempt to become more awesome.

[TheAncientMysteriesBeckon]

*Fun fact* : Alexander the Great was immediately named Pharaoh of Egypt after liberating them from the Persians - the event where he is told he is Pharaoh by the Siwan Priests forever changed Alexander. Egypt was quite important to Alexander, and vice versa.

[An_Inconvenience]

Akhenaten: Hey, do you guys like Monotheism?

Egypt: No

Akhenaten: Too bad

(Proceeds to nearly destroy the entire kingdom)

[SCsuN]

Fun Fact: The Pharoah Ramesses II, also known as Ramesses the Great and 'Great Ancestor' by his descendants/successors, ruled Egypt for roughly 66 years and died at the age of 90. Very interesting guy to look into if you want to dip your toes into the massive tale of Egyptian history.

[crazeelazee]

Italian Medieval history be like:
> County of Mamamia declares war on Serene Golden Ambrosian republic of Itsame because they disagreed on how "tomato" should be pronounced
> Both start hiring mercenaries
> FFW 15 years, both sides have 48 gorrillion mercenaries at their employment
> They were 530 gorrillion at first but the armies were hit by plague, dysentery, syphilis and another plague
> Not a single battle has been fought so far
> Mamamian mercenaries decide to sack Mamamia because they got bored
> Itsameans fail to take advantage of the situation because they had forgotten there even was a war going on
> White peace, return to pre war status quo
> France invades both and then leaves after 3 years

[kaet]

I feel proud that I actually knew like 70% of this

[MrLolguy]

Man, love those Age of Mythology Egypt sounds :D

[gritticus]

STOP POSTING ABOUT ANKHA! IM TIRED OF SEEING IT! MY FRIENDS ON THE NILE SEND ME CATS, ON DISCORD ITS FRAGGIN EGYPTIAN CATS. I WAS IN A SERVER RIGHT, AND ALLLL OF THE CHANNELS ARE ANKHA MAN, I EVEN SHOWED EGYPTIAN HISTORY TO MY GIRLFRIEND AND SAID “Hey Babe, when the cat is dancing” Haha BA DA DA DA DA DA BADADA DAH DA DA DA DA DUH DAH I looked at a blue and yellow colour scheme and I said “that’s a bit Egyptian” and I look at a map and go “Egypt more egykha”

[arsmariastarlight]

The ruler of Ancient Egypt have all but the same objective in their life: allocate a city block to build the sickest tomb on Egypt

[afinoxi]

"Dies of (Egyptian stuff)" reminds me of "Died due to [REDACTED]" in SCP files

[SKVIDIOHIO]

Ancient Egypt gets 5000+ Points for building Random triangles In the desert 👍🏻

[johngaelnox]

To be honest, this is the first time I saw that a meme page made something VERY accurate on how Ancient Egypt was, congrats man and thanks for doing this

Screw FB pages and series

[tyranitararmaldo]

What if you went to the afterlife, but Osiris said... "AERIFEAR!!!"