Trauma Dumping on Elmo?! Music Banned from TikTok?! - News Dump

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Timestamps:
00:00 - Elmo's Trauma Dump
11:40 - God's Army Chud Convoy
21:26 - Beetlejuice Boebert
23:23 - Florida's "Anti-Woke" Comedy
27:38 - TikTok Removes Music
34:54 - These Barefooted Freaks
40:30 - RFK Jr. Thirst Trap
44:49 - Holdovers Heldover
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Elmo’s Trauma Dump

God’s Army Trucker Convoy

New College

TikTok audio removed

Barefoot Shoe People

Holdovers Films Trapped

[SirAsdf]

The fact Larry David attacked a puppet who is a canonical child in front of his dad on live TV has to be the most Larry David thing I've ever heard in my life.

[hammersampson]

You guys are correct about modern Christianity. Pastors all over the country are now teaching from the gospel of Fox News, and Sunday services now sound like an episode of Hannity.

[Mossic]

Ricky fighting his inner Mickey to drag out an Elmo impression is hilarious

[ZeroNneZero]

Brother, I was absolutely crying when Steve from Blues Clues said he was proud of us. I cried for like 3 days. That fictional friend teaching us problem solving skills gave me more positivity and empathy in one tweet than my parents had in years, dude.

[jamdoodles]

Knowing nothing about what’s happening on any social media makes this show much more surreal to watch

[absurdbird]

Cody Johnston from "Some More News" does a killer Elmo voice, for his puppet "Warmbo", which is a satirical Sesame Street character. It's about getting to a growling scream in falsetto.

[mxmissy]

I am one of those millennials who cried when Steve said he was proud of me. Look, when a parental figure tells me they're proud of me I can't help but cry.

[villano]

Elliot was nailing a Warmbo, in case Cody ever gets a sore throat

[jonisalmela]

that woman has a point: "just because they are waving american flags doesnt mean that they are nice people"

[jamesroberts]

The entire Elmo situation is so horrifyingly surreal and weirdly funny. On the plus side, it helped me realize I should check in on my students more, and changed up my lesson plan to discuss mental health and self care. Not sure if it helped too much, but Im hopeful

[JamesJansson]

In Australia there's an "R U OK" day which has been running for years where people are encouraged to ask people about their mental health. I HATE it because literally zero tools are given if someone says "actually I'm hugely depressed and thinking about ending it all".

[BodyByBenSLC]

This reminds me of the minutemen movement. They were going to build a fence at southern boarder, but the movement lost steam when they hired immigrants to put the fence up.

[whatsupinspace]

_"We need keyboard warriors"_

Said no person ever before that woman did.

[photog.prince]

I was the photo journalist who capture that interview with the Hitler looking dude! The people in that convoy are as wacky as they come. They believe every single conspiracy theory and they feel like they are truly a part of a historical movement.. It's honestly very funny, sad and scary at the same time. One of the sadder things is that the convoys full of older men and women who have multiple health issues and terrible bladders.. this made the convoy staying together a complete mess! A lot of them are also breaking down because They don't travel all that much outside their own communities. I'm not even joking we saw one participant break down before getting on the highway in Baton Rouge Louisiana.

[SeanEP]

I'm just glad I'm not the only one on a small raft in the middle of an unending ocean of despair

[mundanepants]

That podiatrist is giving very strange reasons for not walking barefoot. Note, I'M DEFINITELY ANTI WALKING BAREFOOT IN THE CITY, but like sunburn? And falling on slippery surfaces? The sole of your foot has head and shoulders better grip on smooth or even soapy surfaces than regular shoes. Now walking into glass, needles, vomit, chewed gum, poop... that's a really good reason not to walk barefoot, especially in the city.
Reddit deemed the video rage bait though. They never show them cutting up more shoes, the shoes they show are probably worth about $100 all together, and notice how they've supposedly been walking around the store in those soulless shoes, yet their feet are soft and pink. They'd be grimy after the first 2 steps.

[thatbritishguypatrick]

Can't help but notice Elmo still isn't verified, good on Elmo, not buying in to Elon's BS.

[christina]

In 2016 I drove 4 hours to Virginia Beach to visit with my dad and an old friend who I hadn't seen in almost a decade but had kept in touch with. We both had 3 kids of similar ages and she's super wealthy so she invited me and my kids to stay at her house instead of my dad's condo or a hotel. She had plenty of space and a nanny so I took her up on the offer. My husband wasn't able to join us so I offered to pay the nanny to help out with stuff for my kids too- great idea right?

The first night we were there my friend had a cookout and invited all her local friends. Everyone was a rich hippy but the vibe was okay and I drove 4hrs w 3 young kids so I was probably too exhausted to think. There was lots of kids and we were all running in and out of the house. None of us were wearing shoes but to me, a normal person, that made sense in context.

Towards the end of the night when most of the kids were passed out on guest beds, my friend offered me a dab. I declined because I heard they were really strong and I felt like I couldn't go past lightly buzzed because of the kids. Then she offered me a hit of a joint and I took her up on it because that seemed reasonable.

Well.

After I was suddenly glued to the chair I was in by gravity, I noticed everyone's feet were dirty but not regular dirty. My feet and the nanny's feet looked like normal feet that had been outside today and needed a shower. Everyone else's feet looked like if Forrest Gump did the whole running thing barefoot and would need an angle grinder to clean up.

I guess I was staring at this one guys feet for too long bc he noticed and said "oh, you wanna know why we don't wear shoes?"

I spent the following two nights on the floor of my dad's condo with my 3 kids.

A month later the nanny stole all my friends designer clothes and ran away to Florida.

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[dancoroian]

Lmao Ricky went straight from Mickey to Mr. Hanky without getting close to Elmo 🤣

[nehoymenoy]

Elmo's dad just sat there and let it happen. What kind of father....