The Weird 'Ancient Aliens' Game

the ancient aliens game is a disaster

where are you, and im so sorry, i cannot sleep i cannot dream tonight, i need somebody and always....... this sick strange darkness comes creeping on so haunting every time and as i stared i counted..... webs from all the spiders, catching things and eating their insides, like indecision to call yewwww and hear your voice of treason will u come home and stop this pain tonight???? stop this pain toni-DONT WASTE YOUR TIME ON ME Y OUR'E ALREADY THE VOICEINSIDEMYHEAD (i miss you i miss you) (the rest of the song)

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00:00 ancient aliens game
05:00 how many times can i say "unfortunately" in this video
8:00 giorgio
10:00 these are not real chapters lmao gotchuuuu
15:00 subscribe please whatever

tags: #ancientaliens #gabibelle

[chasingmemories]

"Will you submit to hypnotic regression to your past life in ancient Egypt? Yes/No" is without a doubt the wildest pop up window I've ever been or will be presented with. I really wanna know what happens if you click no

[Idkpleasejustletmechangeit]

The explanation for why humans value Gold: "ooh, shiny rock! Oh, it rare..."

[morganmeow]

"this is just slavery with extra steps" no, this is JUST slavery

[MrOtistetrax]

I love that even in the game they get the difference between "tenets" and "tenants" wrong. WTF are the "basic tenants of construction"? Resident contractors that drink soy lattes?

[Faction.Paradox]

But how could the primitive peoples of 2024 ever create an Ancient Aliens game? Could the game have an otherworldly origin? Ancient Astronaut theorists say.... yes

[lpclassic]

“Aliens enslave humanity to mine our planet for gold” is literally the premise of Battlefield Earth, a novel written by L. Ron Hubbard, which is just so fitting for an Ancient Aliens game

[Bargadiel]

If the aliens came to us because their planet is in crisis from a cataclysmic event, does that mean their own planet has aliens that cause THEIR events?

[weavery]

"Plausible Deniability" as a resource is pretty neat tbh.
It reminds me of how in Cultist Simulator you have to find ways to avoid/get rid of Suspicion or you'll attract unwanted attention. It's a intriguing concept, & definitely not something I expected from this game.

[Raphe]

Why the hell would aliens come here for gold when there's literally an asteroid belt nearby full of it?

[anthonybello]

I remember playing this game on mobile. When the hair guy invited me to regression therapy to reveal a past life in which aliens manipulate humanity, I started to feel like Ancient Aliens is basically Scientology except without a good guy or a bad guy

[DKF_oli]

Plausible deniability as a currency is genius game writing lol

[-piras]

Me finding out the audio isnt just something Jarvis did for his gold channel

[plateoshrimp]

I enjoy how Giorgio's hair length changes seem to work as a crazy level indicator.

[TheGoIsWin]

That "it's on sale now? What the FUCK" was so damned relatable.

Why yes, I do have 800 games in my steam library, why do you ask?

[GenderFluidDragonKing]

What I think is so funny about the plot of this game is that why wouldn't they just harvest materials from the asteroid belt

[NotClover]

this video taught me where the soundbyte comes from in the intro to any jarvis johnson gold video. thank you gabi balls.

[dabatman]

What would that game even be? “Click here to steal ancient artifacts.”

[dragonflymoonraven]

"Will you submit to hypnotic regression to your past life in ancient Egypt? Yes/No"
Alright. Move over, "Tap LB to throw the door at your enemies". Prostrate yourself, "Press F to pay respects".
There's a new contender for funniest prompt in a videogame.

[WatashiMachineFullCycle]

Sidenote, the way people see the goldfinger reference and immediately interpret it as a Jarvis reference instead is absolutely iconic. Legendary. Jarvis supremacy

[ripleyandweeds]

The fact this game came out two years ago and not in 2015 like I thought prior is throwing me for a loop.