Which Smash Bros characters have canonically eaten Pizza?

Schaff scours way too many games in order to find pizza evidence!

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[SchaffrillasProductions]

CORRECTION #1: Pizza is available in the mobile game Fire Emblem Heroes, meaning every Fire Emblem character can eat it there. HOWEVER, if we wanna get technical, it IS a gacha game so it's a bit hazy if these gacha pull versions of the characters eating pizza counts. They are the original versions of the characters, pulled out of their worlds, so I'll bump them up to the "Gacha Pizza Eater" tier. Functionally the same as "Pizza Eater" but with the added context that we're dealing with mobile game shenanigans

CORRECTION #2: Pizza DOES exist in the Star Fox universe, there are pizza boxes in the background of an early cutscene in Star Fox Adventures. There's no evidence of Fox eating it; for all we know, it could've just been Slippy and Peppy eating it. HOWEVER, Fox, Falco, and Wolf are now bumped up to "Knows what pizza is, doesn't eat it"

CORRECTION #3: Technically Mega Man also belongs in the "Physically incapable of eating pizza" tier. I just think it looks really funny to have R.O.B. all alone there

CORRECTION #4: Litten is coming to Cafe Mix soon according to datamines, so when that happens, Incineroar will make the "Pizza Eater" tier

CORRECTION #5: Bowser can eat pizza in that one Skylanders game he cameoed in, and there's nothing explicitly saying it isn't canon, so idk sure he can go in the "Pizza Eater" category for that

[thederpside]

I think that Kirby should have a new category called “doesn’t know what pizza is, has eaten pizza”

[juustimn]

I love how Palutena says “I do have a coupon” for pizza, implying she would go to a pizza store and pay. As if she isn’t a literal fucking goddess 😭

[moon]

The fact that he was going insane with the pokemon cafe remix stuff when every pokemon is able to eat the academy pizza in the indigo disk dlc that released a bit later is hilarious.

[pigeongod]

I love the fact that Link not only eats pizza, but he also makes and reintroduces pizza to society, truly a hero above all others

[aledandrian]

It’s only a matter of time before Schaff makes a seven-hour video analyzing and discussing which Smash Bros characters canonically know what sex is

[bumblebabble]

Two weeks after this video came out, the 2nd Scarlet and Violet DLC dropped. In the Blueberry Academy Cafeteria you can order a pizza and share it with your party, making Incineroar and Mewtwo certified pizza eaters.

[danielz]

Funny thing about Joker. In the original Persona 5 if you spend Christmas with Sojiro and Futaba, Sojiro suggests they order out and Futaba says she wants to eat pizza and have someone dressed as Santa deliver it. If they went through with this, then that would make Joker a pizza eater.

[Venty]

I'm so sorry you went through all that work to find out if Pokemon can eat pizza, because in Pokemon Ultra Sun and Ultra Moon, there's a battle buffet restaurant in the main shopping mall where your trainer and pokemon can eat a "Miltank Cheese Pizza", meaning that Pokemon #1-809 can all eat pizza. This means Mewtwo, Incineroar, and anyone else not in cafe mix should be upgraded to the Pizza Eater tier, since no Gen 8/9 pokemon are in smash atm lmao.

[cellisch]

Isabelle technically *can* eat Pizza in Happy Home Paradise.
If an npc is sitting in front of a table with food on it, which does include Pizza, they do a cute little eating animation.
And with the Isabelle amiibo, it's possible for her to be that lucky npc.

[spencerm.]

If we're counting crossovers, Bowser canonically appears in the Skylanders game "Skylanders: Superchargers" as a playable character, and thus can eat the consumable food items found on the ground which can just so happen to be pizza

[JackSmith-yjsz]

For Wario, you could have also used the scene from the beginning of Warioware Gold where Wario says, "Pizza time." Following the rumbling of his stomach. Implying that he eats pizza on a regular basis.

[BrianCannan-emnk]

Schaff is making whatever he wants and I love it

[Bendog]

Little Mac and Bayonetta should honestly be in their own tier of “Is a New Yorker, so obviously”

[psyc]

5:31 Luigi’s Mansion 3 has shown that Mario not only eats pizza, but seemingly has an unhealthy obsession with it.

[Saltience]

It should also be noted that Mario has not just eaten pizza, but is infatuated with it. See: his room in Luigi’s Mansion 3, containing dozens of pizza boxes everywhere. It appears to be the only thing he packed.

[tonyt.]

Big shoutout to Schaffrillas, for being the first person in history to capture live footage of Pikachu chowing down on pizza. Absolutely monumental!

[trujillojeorge]

while I agree Sephiroth hasn't canonically eaten pizza, he totally WOULD eat it in front of Cloud to rub in the fact that Cloud never got that pizza Jessie promised (so far)

[Brent]

For the Mii Fighters, there’s also another game where the Miis eat pizza. In Miitopia, eating food increases stats of your party members, there’s a food item called the Geothermal Pizza, which can be obtained by a Gourmet Eater

[datalphalion]

For Wario, how could you not mention the opening cutscene of Gold?

“It’s pizza time. Oh yeah, no money.”